Brother turning 30?

[Joxer]

Lads and lassies, need your help.

My brother turns 30 at the start of next month and I havent a clue what to get him.  He has said to us he doesnt want anything that will cost money to him and he is the sort of a lad that has everything.  Any ideas?

[The Watcher Pat]

A stripper....Though if hes married that might cost him that!!

[StGallsGAA]

How about a colonic irrigation session?

He'll look at you funny at first but the information leaflet will convince him its worthwhile.

The thought of him getting a lubricated pipe shoved up his jacksie will always bring a smile to your face!