Lazy Culchies

[Tankie]

Culchies like:

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck
14 Shania Twain
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at the GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something
21 The smell of fresh dung
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral
25 Fightin'
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball
28 Being overweight
29 Wimen wha resemble hefers
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
31 Drink driving
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying
36 Building walls
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ***** like Flax and the Corncrake
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens
42 Mohammed Ali
43 Machinery
44 Strange uppy-downy walks
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen
49 Soda farls
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins
54 The Ra
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds
61 TK Red Lemonade
62 Good short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen (it confuses them otherwise)
63 Flegs
64 Starting conversations with 'guess who's dead?'
65 Listening to the death notices on the radio
66 Durty fingernails
67 An extended family tree (e.g She was Pascal's wife's cousin's mother)
68 Saying 'That's Parful' on a regular basis
69 A nice glass of milk with your dinner (it's parful good for ye)
70 Saying 'turra' instead of terrible
71 Saying the words 'thon' and 'bai'. 'See thon bai over thur'
72 Calling any wheeled transportation device a 'yoke'.
73 Pronouncing 'peugeot' as 'pew-jo' (and filling it with red diesel)

But your a nordie oneill, do you not have a list for you guys?