pub in Eurodisney

Started by cicfada, March 16, 2009, 08:51:16 PM

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cicfada

HI folks, anyone know of a pub in  the Eurodisney complex that would show the rugby match on Saturday! Of all the bloody weekends to be there! Anyway any help would be gratefully received!

Hurler on the Bitch

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I was that soldier - went with the kids and the wife two years ago .. for me, a bit like Lough Derg .. no drink, up early, stand about all day watching half-wits and dying-looking feckers 'get off' on imagery of icons from a distant era .. However, there is a sort of wild west themed town outside the gates with a selection of bars etc that may cater to your tastes.. my view though is that if you don't ask, you dont get! - as Frenchies have no idea of anything that goes on outside France.. follow families that look like extras in the Commitments and you should be okay. Or else, pretend that you were bitten by a dog and tell the wife and kids that you have an emergency medical package for rabies to pick up in an Irish bar in Paris (foam at the mouth and try to ride the Hoover - worked for me) so, jump on the train and 45 minutes later - hey presto! Great Guinness, Rugby and endless sex with good looking Parisian women.. (well, 2 out of 3 perhaps - the great Guinness might be hard to come by) .. so. to sum up, don't leave it to chance... or, just sky plus the thing and wait till you get home (naaaah!) .. If I was you I would start making moves now .. However, the best one I can suggest is to have a mad row with the wife when you arrive - I'm sure you can find a subject - then storm off and go on a three-day bender. She and the kids will be sorry when you return - red-eyed, crawling with pubic lice, a black-eye and hangover to end all hangovers - as I say, I was that soldier...

DoYerJob Linesman

Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on March 16, 2009, 11:02:41 PM
I was that soldier - went with the kids and the wife two years ago .. for me, a bit like Lough Derg .. no drink, up early, stand about all day watching half-wits and dying-looking feckers 'get off' on imagery of icons from a distant era .. However, there is a sort of wild west themed town outside the gates with a selection of bars etc that may cater to your tastes.. my view though is that if you don't ask, you dont get! - as Frenchies have no idea of anything that goes on outside France.. follow families that look like extras in the Commitments and you should be okay. Or else, pretend that you were bitten by a dog and tell the wife and kids that you have an emergency medical package for rabies to pick up in an Irish bar in Paris (foam at the mouth and try to ride the Hoover - worked for me) so, jump on the train and 45 minutes later - hey presto! Great Guinness, Rugby and endless sex with good looking Parisian women.. (well, 2 out of 3 perhaps - the great Guinness might be hard to come by) .. so. to sum up, don't leave it to chance... or, just sky plus the thing and wait till you get home (naaaah!) .. If I was you I would start making moves now .. However, the best one I can suggest is to have a mad row with the wife when you arrive - I'm sure you can find a subject - then storm off and go on a three-day bender. She and the kids will be sorry when you return - red-eyed, crawling with public lice, a black-eye and hangover to end all hangovers - as I say, I was that soldier...

Damn those public lice, rotten bastards.   :D
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Hurler on the Bitch

Quote from: DoYerJob Linesman on March 16, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on March 16, 2009, 11:02:41 PM
I was that soldier - went with the kids and the wife two years ago .. for me, a bit like Lough Derg .. no drink, up early, stand about all day watching half-wits and dying-looking feckers 'get off' on imagery of icons from a distant era .. However, there is a sort of wild west themed town outside the gates with a selection of bars etc that may cater to your tastes.. my view though is that if you don't ask, you dont get! - as Frenchies have no idea of anything that goes on outside France.. follow families that look like extras in the Commitments and you should be okay. Or else, pretend that you were bitten by a dog and tell the wife and kids that you have an emergency medical package for rabies to pick up in an Irish bar in Paris (foam at the mouth and try to ride the Hoover - worked for me) so, jump on the train and 45 minutes later - hey presto! Great Guinness, Rugby and endless sex with good looking Parisian women.. (well, 2 out of 3 perhaps - the great Guinness might be hard to come by) .. so. to sum up, don't leave it to chance... or, just sky plus the thing and wait till you get home (naaaah!) .. If I was you I would start making moves now .. However, the best one I can suggest is to have a mad row with the wife when you arrive - I'm sure you can find a subject - then storm off and go on a three-day bender. She and the kids will be sorry when you return - red-eyed, crawling with public lice, a black-eye and hangover to end all hangovers - as I say, I was that soldier...

Yeah mate! I had no y-fronts on when I arrived back in the hotel lobby - thus 'PUBLIC LICE' ...

Damn those public lice, rotten b**tards.   :D

dublinfella

There is a sports bar in Disney Village, they will have it on.

AbbeySider

Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on March 16, 2009, 11:02:41 PM
I was that soldier - went with the kids and the wife two years ago .. for me, a bit like Lough Derg .. no drink, up early, stand about all day watching half-wits and dying-looking feckers 'get off' on imagery of icons from a distant era .. However, there is a sort of wild west themed town outside the gates with a selection of bars etc that may cater to your tastes.. my view though is that if you don't ask, you dont get! - as Frenchies have no idea of anything that goes on outside France.. follow families that look like extras in the Commitments and you should be okay. Or else, pretend that you were bitten by a dog and tell the wife and kids that you have an emergency medical package for rabies to pick up in an Irish bar in Paris (foam at the mouth and try to ride the Hoover - worked for me) so, jump on the train and 45 minutes later - hey presto! Great Guinness, Rugby and endless sex with good looking Parisian women.. (well, 2 out of 3 perhaps - the great Guinness might be hard to come by) .. so. to sum up, don't leave it to chance... or, just sky plus the thing and wait till you get home (naaaah!) .. If I was you I would start making moves now .. However, the best one I can suggest is to have a mad row with the wife when you arrive - I'm sure you can find a subject - then storm off and go on a three-day bender. She and the kids will be sorry when you return - red-eyed, crawling with pubic lice, a black-eye and hangover to end all hangovers - as I say, I was that soldier...


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