World Philosophy Day

[brokencrossbar1]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel


There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
With half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

[SidelineKick]

When did they start using them, son of SidelineKick?

Ah, touché Orior!  But as far as I know it think it was Adam O'Neill and Eve Murphy.  Don't quote me on that.

[Hardy]

Not much of a philosopher but when did they stop creating new surnames???

Dunno when, but I think it happened in Cavan. That's why they're all called Reilly.

[SidelineKick]

Very good! 

[ziggysego]

5am isn't the time to be thinking about this shite!

[Rav67]

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta take the rain."  Dolly Parton
"Beneath that thin veneer of human civilisation we're all just a bunch of f**king animals."  Shane MacGowan