Famous GAA and Sporting Quotes?

[BRACKAVILLE07CHAMPS]

any more quotes for my book...

[new devil]

here's one i heard recently.... brackaville are dirty crowd of c**ts 

[PrivatePile]

I was told to mark a talented but maybe not the bravest corner forward before a match. My manager came over and told me, with th slabbers flying out of him, to "knock his f**king teeth down his throat with your hurl"........Inspirational indeed.

[Owenbeg]

Lads, doing an underage calender and looking for some good, insirational quotes from GAA figures. Have plenty from Basketball,cycling etc but cant seem to find many from GAA. Any ideas

[redhugh]

"We are taking this match awful seriously,we're training three times a week now,and some of the lads have been off the beer since Tuesday"
- Attributed to an Offaly hurler ,can't remember who though.

[redhugh]

"My only consolation was that I held Thomas Mannion scoreless"


- Joe Brolly after a very poor Derry performance against Galway.

[Caid]

"They had the hurling, and they had the heart. But why wouldn't they, it's bred into them with their mother's milk!" - Fan Larkin on hurling heritage in James Stephens.

[ballinaman]

League semi final double header in Croker a few years ago. Kildare V Donegal and Mayo V Galway

After the Kildare match, a rather large Kildare supporter with a strong county accent stood up in the middle of the Cusack stand and started shouting down at a person about 25 rows in front.

It went like this: "Paddy....Paddy......Paddy.....Paddy.....Paddy Hara....Paddy Hara...Paddy Hara"

(Getting louder each time, with more people turning around to see what was going on)

This went on for about a minute, which is a very long time when someone is just shouting PADDY PADDY PADDY!!

Eventually, the Paddy in question turned around and shouted "WHA!!??"

The Kildare fan then shouted : "YOU'VE A HEAD LIKE A CHICKEN" and sat down delighted with himself.

The whole lower tier section fell around the place laughing.