I know you shouldn't laugh...

[Puckoon]

Surely this must be nothing more than an old wives tail.

[ONeill]

I hope the driver gets 50 yrs in jail to rot while her owner is compensated with a certificate.

[Puckoon]

The driver must have been barking mad.

[turkey+ham]

'I've never felt as ruff in my life,' stated the owner.

[5 Sams]

...apparently the poor wee mutts body was in the lab for ages waiting on the post mortem.... his chums were outside in mourning...eventually he was buried in dignity by Pastor Jack Russell

[Hardy]

Was there nothing they could do to retriever?

[his holiness nb]

Its ironic as the owner and dog werent meant to be there at the time, they had planned to spend the day at the zoo but left early.
It was a shitzu.