Big Cat in the Big City

[Jack_Black]

I was really taken by the blonde newsreader's observation at the end: "Those cougars really can do damage to people and human beings".

They don't hire them for their brains.



On the local news tonite they had a Mamal Zoologist from the Zoo  who said " the police had no option but to shoot the cougar, even if they had a tranqualizer it would take 15-25  minutes to work and you would have one angry cougar"

The local animal expert exaimed the dead cougar and confirmed it was a wild cougar and not a pet, he believes the cougar came down from Canada thru Wisconsin in search of a mate and food.

same thing happened me all the time, everytime i went looking for a mate i got shot down.     just ended up going for the food