Useless Statistics

[saffron sam2]

On average, a healthy heterosexual woman will take approxiamately thirty six miles of male member during her active sex life. This is calculated on an average of 82 thrusts per act (provided that a six inch middle wicket is used) This is then calculated over 32 years at a figure of 100 acts per annum - Thus - 32 x 100 x 6 x 82 is the calculation. Which in fact is the length of road from Newry to Belfast. Strange but true...  That drive will never be the same again

I make it just shy of 25 miles according to the calculation you've outlined Hurler. More Hillsborough than Belfast.

PS .. The calculation is null and void if your penis is smaller than the average man's. That is why you are in Hillsborough while us real men are in the Crown having a pint!!

I came up with the same result as Mother Teresa Quinn. To arrive at your Newry figure would require a total inability to deal with the imperial system of measurement.

[take_yer_points]

On average, a healthy heterosexual woman will take approxiamately thirty six miles of male member during her active sex life. This is calculated on an average of 82 thrusts per act (provided that a six inch middle wicket is used) This is then calculated over 32 years at a figure of 100 acts per annum - Thus - 32 x 100 x 6 x 82 is the calculation. Which in fact is the length of road from Newry to Belfast. Strange but true...  That drive will never be the same again

82 thrusts? Don't you mean 8.2?