Two times two is…

[Donagh]

Was saddened tonight to see the Queen's Students Union have raised the price of a pint but what was even more disappointing/hilarious was to see that our best and brightest need a times table behind the bar to work out the price of a round.



Still though, not as dear as the £2.10 a pint they were charging in the South Belfast Northern Ireland Supporters Club



The tails of corruption I (Lesley Whiteside) heard in there tonight was shocking altogether 

[Puckoon]

Aaaaahhhh, Queens Union. Thats me homesick for the weekend then.

[Niall Quinn]

Four.
Accountant's instinct.

[Orior]

Four.
Accountant's instinct.

Business Consultants corollary:

2 times 2 is 5 (for large values of 2)

[Hardy]

Bertie Ahern's financial advisor's answer:

"What would you like it to be?"

[Square Ball]

£1.70 a pint, bloody hell!!anywhere cheaper?

[inisceithleann]

Aaaaahhhh, Queens Union. Thats me homesick for the weekend then.

Agree, Monday nights in there were some craic.

[deiseach]

Four.
Accountant's instinct.

Surely an accountant would instinctively say "what do you want it to be?"

EDIT: darn, missed Hardy's use of this old gag. Ah well.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

And Bertie back to his accountant: "Wha'ever ya tink yerself Ac., and wha' twos were we talkin' about anyways, I never saw dem, did you"?