New Down Embassy Now Open in the North West

[High-king-of-ireland]

Good news for all you people from:

North East Tyrone (Castlederg / Strabane / Omagh / Gortin and Greencastle areas);
North and East Donegal (Lifford / Buncrana / Moville etc);
All County Derry (North and South)

I have today openned Down's first Embassy to the Northwest. It is open for business in Claudy and we will be taking immediate visa and residency applications for all of you who wish to be officially considered Down men (or women). Please make your applications in writting eplaining why we should accept you into the elite and don't wait to be accused of joining the team that winning everything in 2008.

I am really expecting brisk business so get your application in and get out now while you can. BECOME A DOWN SUPPORTER AND JOIN A TEAM THATS WINNING!! Remember we have the collest kit in the GAA.

[High-king-of-ireland]

Why the sad face? Are you not covered in this area? We will take appllications from further afield if you get in quickly. Don't dispair though, w are planning about 20 other embassies.

Derry and Tyrone today.....tomorrw the WORLD!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

[High-king-of-ireland]

As near as bedammit, man!! as near as bedammit!!!

Anyway to avoid any arguments I have taken the executive decision to take everyone from the Pink Hand County. Take the bad name of yez all.

[Pangurban]

This Man has no authority to issue Visa or Residency permits for the illustrious kingdom of Down, it is a con to part you from your hard earned money.As no Downman would indulge in such a scam, his own residency is clearly elsewhere. Genuine residency permits are only available to accomplished Gaelic footballers,and can be obtained from the official office of the Down Co.Board.

[Tom Jones]

I understand your point your highness but am not convinced that your oyal subjects in Down would appreciate having to co-habit with Tyrone people. Bad enough we have to share a footabll ground with em next year before we dispatch them out through the back door.

[Leo]

HKofI - notice that your posts are in the wee small hours. Waht are you on you lunatic?

[thebuzz]

'HKofI - notice that your posts are in the wee small hours. Waht are you on you lunatic?'

It's not just him. Pangurban and hardstation replied to him at the same ungodly hour.

[supersarsfields]

Foreigners!!

[thejuice]

BECOME A DOWN SUPPORTER AND JOIN A TEAM THATS WINNING!!

winning what exactly? did you stop watching football after 94

[orangeman]

The world ended in 1994 !

[ziggysego]

You mean football continued after 1994?!?