Evil Parents

[Declan]

Was at a meeting in London once- Initial kick off with about 15 people- Usual introductions to start with i.e. Name and role and background etc. This guy introduced himself as Richard Head - just don't call me Dick - and my background is I'm a banker-   Place erupted in laughter.   

[myball22]

Wayne Scales

[Lecale2]

I knew a woman from Lisburn called Eileen Forward. There was also a woman called Isabella Knocker who worked in the Corporation St dole office in Belfast.

[saffron sam2]

Dermott McDermott, reporter

Former Ossian's and Antrim and current Bredagh hurler, Alastair McAllister.
Swatragh Davitt's club chairman and brother of Jimmy Dog, Cormac McCormack.
Former Cavan under-21 star Manus McManus.

[brokencrossbar1]

passedit, Michael Hunt is married to a cousin of my mother and is a regular visitor to Cross, he and Big Joe would be friendly.

There is a High Court judge who works the Chancery Division were they are all addressed as Mater, and you've guessed it his surname is Bates.

Saffron Sam, I wrked with Ali McAllister for a few years, he and Sidebottom are good friends and he told me a few funny stories about auld Sidearse!

[his holiness nb]

I used to have a business contact called Leslie Behan, but everyone called him Les. 

[saffron sam2]

passedit, Michael Hunt is married to a cousin of my mother and is a regular visitor to Cross, he and Big Joe would be friendly.

There is a High Court judge who works the Chancery Division were they are all addressed as Mater, and you've guessed it his surname is Bates.

Saffron Sam, I wrked with Ali McAllister for a few years, he and Sidebottom are good friends and he told me a few funny stories about auld Sidearse!

Would know Ali fairly well myself. Last I had heard of him was that he was off round the world for a year, but he's obviously home again as he played for Bredagh in the Down Junior hurling final.  Must be getting on a bit - the other side of 40 I would guess?

Could never understand why he insisted on a shortened versioned of his first name.

[Balboa]

passedit, Michael Hunt is married to a cousin of my mother and is a regular visitor to Cross, he and Big Joe would be friendly.

There is a High Court judge who works the Chancery Division were they are all addressed as Mater, and you've guessed it his surname is Bates.

Saffron Sam, I wrked with Ali McAllister for a few years, he and Sidebottom are good friends and he told me a few funny stories about auld Sidearse!

Would know Ali fairly well myself. Last I had heard of him was that he was off round the world for a year, but he's obviously home again as he played for Bredagh in the Down Junior hurling final.  Must be getting on a bit - the other side of 40 I would guess?

Could never understand why he insisted on a shortened versioned of his first name.

He is 39, just missed out on the Antrim Masters this year.....

[Mentalman]

- Weng Wong, known as Billy.
- Richard Cook, not so bad, but unfortunately he is Dutch, so  Dick Kok it is!

[armaghniac]

When the English minister, Ed Balls was asked if people slagged his name, he said that his sister Ophelia had it worse!

I know a Micky Phelan and once met a Rose Plant.

[Square Ball]

Is Mike Catts wife called Ali?

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Spoke the other day to a girl called Sapphire Muffin!!

[5 Sams]

What about Gerry Adams' bodyguard.....Liam O'Loan

[Square Ball]

Blake Fielder-Civil

[Louth Exile]

I know a Liam Small

Maybe I'm just a dumbass (quite possible) but what is wrong with this?

Now that you give me the chance to call you it, yes hardstation you are a dumbass

Liam is short from William, so if he shortened his name from William to Willie......

Is Mike Catts wife called Ali?

I believe Mike Cat's wife is called Ali... I don't think he named his son Tom though