Will Young in gorilla attack

[ziggysego]

Singer Will Young has been attacked by a jealous gorilla.

The incident occurred while the Pop Idol star was visiting a gorilla orphanage in Cameroon for the Saving Planet Earth television series.

The animal noticed that his mate had taken a shine to the young crooner.

He said: "One of the gorillas kept making this noise that meant she fancied me.

"It didn't go down to well with the males. One gave me this look out of the corner of his eye and flung a huge rock against the fence right in front of my face."

Sourced Yahoo News: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20070709/ten-will-young-in-gorilla-attack-ea4616c.html

[Balboa]

Surely these gorillas would have known Will Young is bent as a nine bob note, if they didnt they should really brush up on their celebrity gossip.

[haveaharp]

It didn't go down to well with the males. One gave me this look out of the corner of his eye and flung a huge rock against the fence right in front of my face

The reporter asked will "was he hurt", "of course i was" says will, "he hasn't written, he hasn't phoned not even a text......"

[Hardy]

Who is Will Young? Why is he so desperate that he's stalking female gorillas? How can an attack on "the fence right in front of my face" be described as an attack on Will Young? Why do I reach for my non-existent revolver every time I hear the word "celebrity"? Why am I rooting for the gorilla?

[Balboa]

Why am I rooting for the gorilla?

I think Will was "rooting" for one of the big, well built gorillas......

[The Bottom Brick]

The reporter asked will "was he hurt", "of course i was" says will, "he hasn't written, he hasn't phoned not even a text......"

Ha ha fuckin class!

[thebandit]

He said: "One of the gorillas kept making this noise that meant she fancied me.

I thought only Monaghan women made them noises