The Daily Mail

[MoChara]

And what about surprising lack of another rising, couldn't believe a word from then

[doodaa]

Jeremy Hopkiss rips into Gary Lineker today...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/jeremy-hopkiss/oi-lineker-no.html

OI, LEFTY LINEKER, NO! - WE'RE NOT PAYING YOU TO TWEET LIBERAL PROPAGANDA!

HOPKISS AT LARGE - BRITAIN'S NUMBER ONE - TOUGH ON LIBERALS, TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF LIBERALS!

Just who does Gary Lineker think he is? A BBC football presenter or a professional SJW?

Over the last month, Lineker, not content with his cosseted, protected existence as a BBC presenter, has tweeted a stream of subversive left-wing propaganda that undermines the values this country stands for.

What right has he to give his views on politics? WE pay your salary, Gary, just like we pay for the bloated, liberal BBC which employs you. And we DON'T pay you to spout lefty liberal propaganda over Twitter.

So, Gary, why don't you put your money where your mouth is? Why don't YOU take in a Muslim family? Why don't YOU subject your family to the risk of being suicide bombed in their own house?

Why don't YOU go off to live in the Jungle in Calais, or go to the beaches in Greece where illegal immigrants are landing by the hour, or to the front line in Syria where they're cutting each other's heads off and see how you get on with these "victims"? Because if you don't, you're a hypocrite.

You have people like the communist thug George Galloway praising you on Twitter. You retweet the awful Owen Jones of the Guardian. Why are you not disassociating yourself from people like them?

You defend the inefficient socialised medicine of the bloated NHS, claiming it "saved your son's life". Well, I guess you got lucky. I bet you go private next time, though. I would too.

Smoking guns

The proof of Lineker's dangerous, politically correct liberal views is clear. A quick look back over his Twitter timeline uncovers a long list of smoking guns.

Today, Lineker retweeted the following vile message sent to Nigel Farage by another poster: "Oh, f**k off. You've failed SEVEN times to be elected as an MP. You don't represent anyone other than yourself."

Who the hell do you think you are, Gary, retweeting that? How many times have you stood for election? None, that's how many. You're a coward who's content to sit on the sidelines and sneer at others. While Nigel Farage was setting up UKIP, where were you? You were prancing around Japan picking toe injuries, that's where.

Oh, and mind your language while you're at it, please. Is this the kind of language you want children to read? Is this the kind of language you plan on using on Match of the Day in future?

Shill for the homeless

Yesterday, Lineker retweeted a message from a "homeless charity".

Do YOU help the homeless, Gary? If you're retweeting a message from a homeless charity, why aren't YOU out on the streets each night giving meals to the useless layabouts, alcoholics and drug addicts who occupy the streets scaring people to death?

Well, dear readers, if Mr. Lineker walks the walk as well as he talks the talk, maybe the next time one of you readers go to an ATM machine and there's a homeless person squatting beside it, intimidating you to part with the cash YOU'VE earned, maybe Gary Lineker will be there too.

Maybe he'll have some Walker's crisps with him. Maybe he'll be feeding his Walker's crisps to the homeless person. Or maybe he'll be trying to scam you out of parting with more of the money YOU use to pay HIS salary, rubbing metaphorical salt and vinegar (Lineker) into your wounds. Or maybe he'll be at home, still being paid by YOU to sit on his sofa reading about football or reading about whatever politically correct, lefty liberal SJW cause he thinks is trendy these days, and tweeting about it.

Syrian shill

In another tweet yesterday, he said the following about the Syrian leeches that threaten our national security: "how could you possibly not have sympathy with those that flee to look for homes elsewhere. Poor, poor people."

Oh, do me a favour, Gary, and play me the world's smallest violin. These people are not coming to Europe to make a better life. They're coming here to take advantage of our naive hospitality. They want to take over the place. Have you not heard about ISIS? Have you not heard about how they want to set up a caliphate? They want to kill us. And you want to roll out the red carpet for them? You sicken me.

Doesn't do irony

On November 20th, he accused Donald Trump of being "the best parody account on twitter" after the President-elect of the United States rightly stated that Nigel Farage would make a great British ambassador.

Do you do irony, Gary? It appears not. Donald Trump's Twitter account is NOT a parody. It's a VERIFIED account. And you should read it, it might knock some of the wooly nonsense out of your brain and knock some much needed truth into it.

Thinks an iguana is better than Jamie Vardy

On November 7th Lineker tweeted : "This marine Iguana is getting my vote for BBC Sports Personality of the year".

What an insult to our great sportspeople who did our country proud. And this is the man who is only presenting the BBC Sports Personality of Year programme! Andy Murray, Chris Froome, Alaistair Brownlee, Jason Kenny and Nick Skelton, I wonder what they'd think of Lineker disrespecting them like that.

I wonder what Jamie Vardy, who plays in the position Lineker used to play for for Leicester, and who unlike Lineker, actually inspired them to win the league rather than be relegated, would think if he heard Lineker saying an iguana is a better centre-forward than he is.

Can't take a joke, can't handle the truth

Yet Gary cannot take a joke. When the account "2playthewhiteman" (@Amen1924) joked in the wake of Donald Trump's resounding victory that "I would be the first to applaud if that smug self-righteous b**tard topped himself, I REALLY WOULD", Gary lamely responded: "Well I'm sorry to disappoint but I have no intention of topping myself. Some lovely folk on here."

Such a delicate soul, our Gary.

Then a few minutes later, Gary showed how much he respects free speech by tweeting: "Blocking a lot of hate filled people."

You don't like the truth, Gary. You can't handle the truth.

Divisive

On November 4th he tweeted: "But Im entitled to free speech too. What they are doing is divisive, irresponsible and dangerous."

No, Gary, what you're doing is divisive, irresponsible and dangerous.

On November 3rd when the front page of this very newspaper hit the nail on the head when it said "We Must Get Out Of The EU", Lineker tweeted: "The opening paragraph is quite possibly the biggest overreaction in newspaper history."

Attacking us for attacking the cossetted, undemocratic judges who want to deny the people by "upholding the law". "Upholding the law", what a lovely euphemism.

On November 2nd he disgracefully accused this newspaper of "dangerously divisive racial incitement" when we fearlessly exposed the scandal of foreign lorry drivers using mobile phones under the headline "Madness!" http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/5D49/production/_92218832_mail1-11.jpg

He even had to cheek to claim it wasn't just foreign lorry drivers who used mobile phones while driving, but claimed, completely without evidence, that our British lorry drivers did so as well. That, right there, is a self-hating Englishman, a self-hating Briton.

And there's more. Go back further on his Twitter timeline if you don't believe me - I haven't had the heart to go back any further as it disgusts and depresses me too much.

Emperor's new clothes

Gary has said that if Leicester win the Premier League again he'll present Match of the Day with no clothes on. But he already does that every week, metaphorically. We all know the emperor has no clothes. He's proved it with his ridiculous ramblings on Twitter. Is there any trendy liberal cause he won't support?

It's time to stop telling us what to think and leave politics to the adults, Gary. You've already been a goal thief, a crisp thief and a wages thief. You will not thieve anything else from the British people. We have spoken, and lefties like you had better get used to it.

It's time to turn off your Twitter, Gary. Either that, or do the decent thing and resign. Because we do NOT pay you to lecture us with lefty propaganda!

Jeremy Hopkiss must be on the wind up ^^^^^
Does this actually get printed by the Daily Mail?

[gallsman]

No ffs.

[screenexile]

This the bauld  sid's work lads!! Very good if a bit long this one Sidney!!

[imtommygunn]

Lol. You couldn't be too sure with that rag!!

[seafoid]

Stewart Lee said it is hard to keep up with all the nonsense being produced by the likes of the Daily Mail these days . I am sure Sid agrees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCDLjCPZylE

[muppet]

No ffs.

[Hardy]

Wikipedia editors banned from referencing "unreliable" Daily Mail

[Gabriel_Hurl]

I see they are after Lineker again about his taxes

[J70]

Isn't Trump's missus suing them this week too?

[sid waddell]

Jezza's prepared to go to war with the Spanish over Gibrawlta! A rain of pain will fall from a plane, on Spain!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-43816980/Hey-Spain-Hands-off-Gibrawlta.html



HEY, SPAIN! HANDS OFF GIBRAWLTA!

Any more nonsense and Britain will Rock you!

JEREMY HOPKISS AT LARGE - BRITAIN'S NUMBER ONE!

I hate the Spanish. Always have. Lazy, greasy, smelly, paella-eating spivs who only bother to expend any energy when they talk their lisp-plagued nonsense at 100 miles an hour.

Their young are like locusts, dawdling and wandering aimlessly around London during the summer, nattering their incomprehensible heth-the-theths, taking over our buses and Tubes and preventing, good, decent hard-working British people from getting the seats that their tax money so plainly entitles them to.

The feckless attitude of the Spaniards was summed up perfectly by the useless Spanish waiter in Fawlty Towers, Manuel. Manuel was from Barcelona. And he knew nothing. And neither did the rest of the Spaniards.

While Britain became the economic powerhouse of the world through good, old fashioned hard work, Spain became a wasteland. That's hardly surprising given the Spaniards spent every afternoon literally asleep. Or a "siesta", as they call it. You snooze, you lose, and Spain lost.

Until the 1970s, Spain was a backward place ruled by the Roman Catholic Church, full of peasants who scrounged a living by taking their rickety old boats out to sea to catch the strange fish that inhabit their waters, making cheap, poor quality wine, hawking oranges and lemons (say bells of St Clement's) around Seville, or getting their donkeys to plough the arid landscape so they could grow whatever it is they grow in that semi-desert they inhabit.

They were the Arabs of Europe. A backward people living in a place with sunny weather. Hardly surprising to know Spain was once ruled by Arab Muslims. It shows.

Spain would be nothing only for the British

Even the one important thing the Spanish could be said to be actually good at – football – was given to them by the British, when British companies invested in mining in Spain, and British mine workers and railway navvies spread the gospel of the game amongst the locals.

British managers brought Spanish teams success – Patrick O'Connell, John Toshack, Terry Venables, Ron Atkinson, Bobby Robson, David Moyes. Have you ever heard any gratitude from the Spaniards for this? No, neither have I.

Then in the 1970s, Britain saved Spain. Our holidaymakers flocked to the sun. Through the money British people bought, civilisation came to Spain. Pointless fishing villages like Benidorm and Torremolinos were turned into thriving holiday resorts with skyscrapers along the beach. British bars brought culture. British restaurants brought real, proper food to Spain for the first time.

We flocked to work on our tans and spent the peseta, a currency that was as valuable as toilet roll, like it was going out of fashion.The laughter of British families filled the beaches. British families bought holiday homes, British expats made their lives there, our pensioners moved there to enjoy a well earned retirement in the sun.

Prosperity and civilisation had finally come to Spain. And, like in so many other places throughout the world, it was the British who brought it.

Our proud Rock

But there is one place on the Iberian peninsula that has always been a beacon of prosperity, civilisation and decency – Gibrawlta.

The rock which dominate Gibrawlta symbolises the strength of British identity of these great British people. Gibrawlta is as British as Finchley. And now, like the rest of Britain, it has once again reaffirmed, through Brexit, that it is part of a proud, sovereign nation, free of the shackles of EU fascism.

But oh no, the Spaniards don't like that. They have to go poking their greasy, dago noses into internal British affairs.

Who do these Spaniards think they are by claiming Gibrawlta?

Who do these Spaniards think they are by threatening to blockade Gibrawlta because Gibrawlta is a bastion of free trade, and of freedom?

Who do these Spaniards think they are by threatening Britain?

Who do these Spaniards think they are threatening our British expats who are keeping Spain going?

Don't mess with us

Last Sunday, Lord Howard spoke for a nation, when he said that the Prime Minister would defend Gibrawlta by any means necessary, including war, if it came to that. It was a proud moment of British affirmation to hear such words.

War against Spaniards is nothing new to us. It holds no fears. It never has.

Do the Spaniards know their history? Have they never heard of Sir Francis Drake, who heroically fought off the Spanish Armada in 1588? Do they know that the words "scatter her enemies" from the national anthem were written about Drake's rout of them?

Have they never heard of the Falklands, where we destroyed another bunch of Spanish speaking fools who thought they could take sovereign British territory? Have they never heard of the Belgrano?

Are they prepared to endure their own Belgrano over Gibrawlta? If they keep talking like they've been talking over the last week, they had better be.

The Spanish have never been any good at fighting, unless they're fighting bulls. They never bothered their lazy wet backs to fight in either The Great War or the Second World War. Politically they were utterly ignorant. Their civil war in the 1930s was a fight between a bunch of Hitler lovers and a bunch of Stalinists.

They hold no fears for us. Let them send an Armada if necessary.

They Spaniards can talk all they want. The Union Jack will always fly proudly from the summit of the Rock. Gibrawlta will always remain British.

Be gone, Juan.

Otherwise, you'll pay, José.

[seafoid]

El Pais responded to the Daily Mail with a front page showing how many ships the UK now has innit.

[armaghniac]

British managers brought Spanish teams success – Patrick O'Connell, John Toshack, Terry Venables, Ron Atkinson, Bobby Robson, David Moyes.

Claiming a successful Irishman as their own, as usual. Rather possessive people these British.

[Avondhu star]

British managers brought Spanish teams success – Patrick O'Connell, John Toshack, Terry Venables, Ron Atkinson, Bobby Robson, David Moyes.

Claiming a successful Irishman as their own, as usual. Rather possessive people these British.

How dare they claim one of Westmeaths finest?

[LeoMc]

British managers brought Spanish teams success – Patrick O'Connell, John Toshack, Terry Venables, Ron Atkinson, Bobby Robson, David Moyes.

Claiming a successful Irishman as their own, as usual. Rather possessive people these British.

Can believe Sid would do that!