muppet's craption competition #160

muppet · September 09, 2016, 03:37:01 PM

Kevin: Any tickets for the final lads?

Farrandeelin · September 09, 2016, 04:23:56 PM

Kevin: They weren't my sheep ya stole? We're they?

cuconnacht · September 09, 2016, 05:04:43 PM

Quote from: muppet on September 08, 2016, 02:59:59 PM

No,I want to be Ringo!!
Well if hes ringo I wanna be Paul!"
No way Im P..
Mc:Awe ffs lads! your John hes Ringo hes Paul and your ...Feckin whats his name ..er..Diarmuid feckn Connolly!Wait let me call the manager ,Fergal ..listen?"

seafoid · September 09, 2016, 05:14:23 PM

Lads. It's the Hyde. Are ye any use at water polo ?

sligoman2 · September 10, 2016, 03:11:41 AM

Hey listen number 7 - would you ever tell that clown on my left to stop drawing his privates on the back of his shirt...

Farrandeelin · September 10, 2016, 08:08:05 AM

Lads, we're playing as bad as your haircuts.

seafoid · September 10, 2016, 01:10:16 PM

Lads, face it. Ye are not a summer team

highorlow · September 10, 2016, 10:05:50 PM

Sha la la la la la la boom boom sha la la la la la la boom boom sha la la la la la la boom boom, sweet Marie awaits for me.

That's the plan for the 2nd half lads!

PW Nally · September 12, 2016, 11:40:07 AM

Any of you lads see Fergal?

sensethetone · September 12, 2016, 01:25:01 PM

Quote from: muppet on September 08, 2016, 02:59:59 PM

What's yellow and smells like blue paint?

giveballaghback · September 12, 2016, 11:51:11 PM

Right lads all sing together now
Oh the green and red of Mayo, we can see then still
Their crying in the hogan and their dying on the hill
Theyve lost another final but we dont give a damn
The poor owl stupid feckers will never win the sam win the saaaaaam

muppet · September 12, 2016, 11:53:49 PM

Lads, will one of ye turn around so I can navigate my way out of here!

moysider · September 13, 2016, 01:19:23 AM

Quote from: giveballaghback on September 12, 2016, 11:51:11 PM
Right lads all sing together now
Oh the green and red of Mayo, we can see then still
Their crying in the hogan and their dying on the hill
Theyve lost another final but we dont give a damn
The poor owl stupid feckers will never win the sam win the saaaaaam

Good man. It's not unusual that the only satisfaction that some people get from sport is when a team that they hate lose.
It's 36 years since Roscommon lost a senior AI final. I did not take any satisfaction from that back then. I guess times have changed. Stay classy.

Farrandeelin · September 13, 2016, 09:31:06 AM

Quote from: giveballaghback on September 12, 2016, 11:51:11 PM
Right lads all sing together now
Oh the green and red of Mayo, we can see then still
Their crying in the hogan and their dying on the hill
Theyve lost another final but we dont give a damn
The poor owl stupid feckers will never win the sam win the saaaaaam

You're probably right. I wasn't even born way back in 1980. But most people of a certain vintage echo moysider's sentiments. Sad that it's not returned in kind. Oh well.

giveballaghback · September 13, 2016, 06:36:24 PM

As always ye can give it but cant take it, now I know the laugh was supposed to be on the sheep so Im very sorry if I upset all ye rhubarbs and remember what goes around comes around and by the way I hope ye win it next Sunday but needless to say I wont shed any tears if ye dont, keep smiling