verrucas

[lawnseed]

First you need a spud.

On a cloudless night with a full moon, half a spud with a silver handled knife. Whisper a sorrowful decade of the rosary while making the sign of the cross with the index finger of your left hand on the potato innards. With your right hand, count the decade on your beads. Wrap the unused half of the spud in a sock from the infected foot. Burn the sock and potato half in a fire made of freshly hewn native trees. Bury the other part of the spud at a depth of exactly 17 inches in a fairy ring at midnight. Ensure that you are unseen. It's important that you don't look at the spud half as you bury it or the infection will re-enter your body. Rake the ashes from the other potato sock combo over the surface of the buried half. As the potato rots away, so will the verruca.

Never fails!

keep an eye out for buffy incase she stakes you in the middle of the rosary..
I'd say this probably works but I gonna head into town for the duct tape first.
but thanks CD I certainly wont be disagreeing with any thing you say/chant anytime soon. 

[Puckoon]

I assume you're instructing him to keep it covered in communal changing areas to protect others?

[Milltown Row2]

My daughter also has it, so the best options I've seen here so far is the oils and the duct tape, tried loads of differnt things the wee fcuker is deep in. What about Salicylic acid?

[CD]

My daughter also has it, so the best options I've seen here so far is the oils and the duct tape, tried loads of differnt things the wee fcuker is deep in. What about Salicylic acid?

See above Milltown! I swear it works. My feet have been verruca free since the weird witch lady at the end of our street did this for me in '83!

[seafoid]

First you need a spud.

On a cloudless night with a full moon, half a spud with a silver handled knife. Whisper a sorrowful decade of the rosary while making the sign of the cross with the index finger of your left hand on the potato innards. With your right hand, count the decade on your beads. Wrap the unused half of the spud in a sock from the infected foot. Burn the sock and potato half in a fire made of freshly hewn native trees. Bury the other part of the spud at a depth of exactly 17 inches in a fairy ring at midnight. Ensure that you are unseen. It's important that you don't look at the spud half as you bury it or the infection will re-enter your body. Rake the ashes from the other potato sock combo over the surface of the buried half. As the potato rots away, so will the verruca.

Never fails!

That only works if you promise publication. If it doesn't appear in the paper the verruca comes back.

[Tony Baloney]

I assume you're instructing him to keep it covered in communal changing areas to protect others?

And the verucca too. 

[lawnseed]

I assume you're instructing him to keep it covered in communal changing areas to protect others?

Wears a plastic bag..

[muppet]

I assume you're instructing him to keep it covered in communal changing areas to protect others?

Wears a plastic bag..

But what about the foot, cheapskate? 

[lawnseed]

Good news verrucas gone now about 3 weeks no sign of them coming back

Duct Tape and wort solution. Put on the solution.. Let it dry. Cut the tape to ensure it covers the verruca and wont come off. your trying to starve your verruca of air.
Do the job once a day and file it with a emery board (nail file) to remove dead skin.
Its a wee bit uncomfortable in the beginning worked for us...

[muppet]

Good news verrucas gone now about 3 weeks no sign of them coming back

Duct Tape and wort solution. Put on the solution.. Let it dry. Cut the tape to ensure it covers the verruca and wont come off. your trying to starve your verruca of air.
Do the job once a day and file it with a emery board (nail file) to remove dead skin.
Its a wee bit uncomfortable in the beginning worked for us...

I'd say the verucca is delighted too. 

[lawnseed]

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Good news verrucas gone now about 3 weeks no sign of them coming back

Duct Tape and wort solution. Put on the solution.. Let it dry. Cut the tape to ensure it covers the verruca and wont come off. your trying to starve your verruca of air.
Do the job once a day and file it with a emery board (nail file) to remove dead skin.
Its a wee bit uncomfortable in the beginning worked for us...

I'd say the verucca is delighted too. 

No excuse for not scoring now