Another Colin Howell

[deiseach]

According to Twitter the PSNI, who obviously use Social Media Monitoring, have just arrested David Howell. David has denied ever being in Dromore and stated that he was playing on the European Tour when the dastardly events occurred.

Tony Fearon has a lot of explaining to do.

David Howells has gone into hiding after being threatened by the same people who vandalised the home of Yvette Cloete. Last seen heading to the hideout Salman Rushdie used, Howells claimed only an Arsenal fan would be so cruel as to spread such false rumours about him.

[T Fearon]

You're so right Rossfan (bit of irony posting on this thread with that name!  ) we don't do irony! Nevertheless,in a perverse sort of way,the case of Howell and this guy maybe shows we're more "normal" than the rest of the world thinks! Like our small towns and villages produce mass murderers,motivated by sexual gratification,just like everywhere else,and they have broadband as well!

[Orior]

Absa-bloody-lutely. Whether it is child molestors in a Fermanagh village or a childrens home in East Belfast or wife swapping in the Ballymena bible belt - you can be sure that the same things happen in every part of the world.