Hi, O'Neill......

[stew]

My uncle and I were on a genealogy kick around 98, come to find out we have  1st cousins living in Tandragee ( I know what ye nordies are thinking) Sure enough the uncle calls them to say hello and let them know they were kin but as soon as he said his name was Brendan he was told "fcuk aff and never call here again you fenian cnut" And that my friends, was the last time he ever called that house again!

I once phoned a distant relative in Kilkenny and got the same reaction (without the fenian bit). The only thing that surprised me was how they knew I was a cnut so soon. Most people realise it after a week or two.

My granda was playin away from home, shagged some prod bitch and produced an awful amount of sprogs, half of tandragee have her last name because it would have been considered poor form to shag a chuckie back in the day.

I hae met some of these cnuts since then and always have a chuckle, they seem to think they are racially pure but they are all, to a man, half chuckie, kills me every time.

[laoislad]

I once phoned a distant relative in Kilkenny and got the same reaction (without the fenian bit). The only thing that surprised me was how they knew I was a cnut so soon. Most people realise it after a week or two.

Was your accent I'd say.
Or did you insult DJ,Henry or Cody in some way?

[ziggysego]

Saw this on BBC Newline this evening. Jaysus, the O'Neill Clan are made up of some rare lookin' people.

[muppet]

My uncle and I were on a genealogy kick around 98, come to find out we have  1st cousins living in Tandragee ( I know what ye nordies are thinking) Sure enough the uncle calls them to say hello and let them know they were kin but as soon as he said his name was Brendan he was told "fcuk aff and never call here again you fenian cnut" And that my friends, was the last time he ever called that house again!

Actually he said "fcuk aff and never call here again you union cnut". 

[ONeill]

Saw this on BBC Newline this evening. Jaysus, the O'Neill Clan are made up of some rare lookin' people.

One of the main ones was Gervin from The 'Island. Messed up.

[stew]

My uncle and I were on a genealogy kick around 98, come to find out we have  1st cousins living in Tandragee ( I know what ye nordies are thinking) Sure enough the uncle calls them to say hello and let them know they were kin but as soon as he said his name was Brendan he was told "fcuk aff and never call here again you fenian cnut" And that my friends, was the last time he ever called that house again!

Actually he said "fcuk aff and never call here again you union cnut". 

  That made me laugh out loud that did.