April Fools

[Orior]

The Irish News reported this morning that ancient Ulster Scots writing was found in a salt mine near Carrickfergus in County Antrim. The writings were over 10,000 years old.

[Main Street]

The Irish News reported this morning that ancient Ulster Scots writing was found in a salt mine near Carrickfergus in County Antrim. The writings were over 10,000 years old.

Before God created the world?

[Eamonnca1]

Anyone remember the Irish News report years ago about the solution that had been agreed to the Garvaghy Rd dispute? There was going to be a tunnel under the road that Orangemen could march through with miner's lamps attached to their bowler hats.

There was one a few years before that reporting that Mikhail Gorbachev had made an unannounced visit to Armagh and addressed a crowd including Seamus Mallon and others.  That one actually got me.