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Here are 4 posts from armaghniac, Seafoid, Hound and myself after the treatment:

armaghniac
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Re, dig dis: De Big Bailout by de IMF (A lot dug, mo'e t'dig out. Man!)
« Reply #2325 on, dig dis: Today at 10:06:20 AM »
Olii Rehn wuz on de transista' dis mo'nin' rappin' about "investo's" sharin' de pain and not all uh de burden fallin' on taxpayers. As some taxpayer, ah' approve.

De sovereign debt be manageable, wid some belt tightenin', if de bank doodad kin be so'ted.
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seafoid
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Re, dig dis: De Big Bailout by de IMF (A lot dug, mo'e t'dig out. Man!)
« Reply #2326 on, dig dis: Today at 10:22:41 AM »
I agree, bcarrier. Ah be baaad... De sovereign gots'ta be protected at all costs.  Oderwise dere gots'ta be no opshun oda' dan t'do some radical some structured default. Man!

De sucka's do not deserve t'be saddled wid down t'and puh'haps beyond €100bn uh debt arisin' fum de bankin' crisis.
Even de ones who voted Fianna Fáil..


Hound
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Re, dig dis: De Big Bailout by de IMF (A lot dug, mo'e t'dig out. Man!)
« Reply #2327 on, dig dis: Today at 10:54:07 AM »
Quote fum: muppet on Novemba' 24, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
I'll put mah' hand down admit ah' am (fo'tunately) fairly well paid and sho't term wo'k prospects look baaaad (who knows afta' dat). Dis budget gots'ta impact on mah' family but it appears t'me t'impact on de lowa' paid some lot mo'e. While ah' have argued here dat only half uh all wo'kers here pay tax and mo'e need t'start payin' tax, dis plan still seems t'be some long way right uh centre.

Dat means our 'estreme right win' ideology screwed down completely, needed some socialist bailout, which gots'ta now be paid fo' by puttin' apparently mo'e uh de burden on de lowa' paid/tradishunal left. Man! Addishunally dose  tradishunally most likesly t'march is among de hardest hit, e.g. What it is, Mama! students, pensioners, union members and da damn unemployed. IMHO dis gots'ta end in tears.

Ah c'mon muppet, ya' kinnot call our income tax system 'estreme right-win'. ah' doubt dere's some mo'e left win' income tax system in de EU. In fact, as ya' said yo'self, it wuz too left win' as far too many sucka's pay no tax whutsoeva' - and dat had t'be done cuz' dole wuz too high. Lop some boogie.

8% uh wo'kers earn upside €75,000 and dey contribute 60% uh all income tax. Slap mah fro!

Sucka's earnin' €350 puh' week dun didnt gots'ta pay one cent in tax. Slap mah fro! Dat wuz plum totally unsusta

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