Any Spanish speakers? How do you say this phonetically?

[Denn Forever]

How do you say the following?  Phonetics for dummies please.  Thanks.

Yo quito si Diablo enchilada por questa in quinto minute

Dinner ready in five minutes?

Mamaseeta.  Meela quepaso el hombre gringo ay baca ay yah.  El hombre que loco, que bang-bang Romero

Mammy the crazy white man shot at me?

[el_cuervo_fc]

eye     key-toe    see   diablo    en-chi-lada    pour    kay-sta    keane-toe   mee-new-toe

[Denn Forever]

Thanks.  Any ideas on the second line especially the highlighted parts?

Mamaseeta.  Meela quepaso el hombre gringo ay baca ay yah.  El hombre que loco, que bang-bang Romero

[el_cuervo_fc]

Meal-ya

Aye - as in ay caramba

Bah ka

Ya

[el_cuervo_fc]

Ps mamacita can be used as a way to talk affectionately to your missus

[DrinkingHarp]

How do you say the following?  Phonetics for dummies please.  Thanks.

Yo quito si Diablo enchilada por questa in quinto minute

Dinner ready in five minutes?

Mamaseeta.  Meela quepaso el hombre gringo ay baca ay yah.  El hombre que loco, que bang-bang Romero

Mammy the crazy white man shot at me?

eye     key-toe    see   diablo    en-chi-lada    pour    kay-sta    keane-toe   mee-new-toe

The Yo is not eye, it is just like Rocky said " YO Adrian"

[DrinkingHarp]

Thanks.  Any ideas on the second line especially the highlighted parts?

Mamaseeta.  Meela quepaso el hombre gringo ay baca ay yah.  El hombre que loco, que bang-bang Romero

Meela  - MEE la