Seducing a Person

[ross4life]

How to pick up at a wedding?

First tip.. The bird in the big white dress, looking like a meringue is out of bounds. At least for the next 24 hours.

Her mother however, after three gin and tonics is open to anything.

Regarding the bridesmaids, there are usually no fewer than 3. The fat one, whom absolutely no one would do other than in a state of severe drunkeness. She is more than likely the brides 30 year old sister who has more chance of getting a shag off the pope than she has of ever getting married herself.

The next bridesmaid will be the stunner. THe one that every bloke in the room ( including the groom ) would like to nail if given the chance. Actually there is a fair possibility the groom already has... She will be accompanied by a complete nerd, most probably called Adrian. He will cling to her live ivy, not daring to let her loose for anything above 30 seconds. THe moment he does she's in the bogs getting arse slapped by anyone sober enough to maintain an erection.

The final bridesmaid is the 6 year old niece.. Under no circumstances should you even contemplate pulling her. Not for another 10 years at least, by which time you'll be bald, and she'll loving call you her favourite uncle...

Other than that, its fair game really... Just choose the best looking guest, get her pissed and sneak up to the bridal suite when you get a chance...

[Shrewdness]

I have been reading about methods and was wondering if anyone has a trick that always works. Say for eg you were in a bar and a person you liked was at the other end of it - how do you make sure they'll come under your spell or maybe just notice you?

For me:

THE EYES. I think moving your eyes all over the place makes them stare at you trying to work you out. Sneaky eyes are attractive - ie side to side. It makes them think you know something and they'll also think maybe you work for a mysterious agency.

MONEY: Yes, this is important. If you're buying a shandy that costs £2.50, take out about £200-£300 pounds by mistake and give the man a £20 note. The person you like will think whoaaa.

WALKING: Walking is important. Walk leisurely with your legs bending out at the knees. It suggests you can be bendy or maybe are well worn.

Any other ideas?

I have women in the pam of my hand when im in the getting know them stage, I say " i used to work in Dubai for 2yrs" you want to see there eyes light up everytime with dollar signs.

but then you start talking about Sligo football, and the bar empties in seconds

[lawnseed]

put on your best navanman voice, march straight up to her and say "you're really nice looking-  so you aaare"  women love that stuff

[muppet]

How to pick up at a wedding?

First tip.. The bird in the big white dress, looking like a meringue is out of bounds. At least for the next 24 hours.

Her mother however, after three gin and tonics is open to anything.

Regarding the bridesmaids, there are usually no fewer than 3. The fat one, whom absolutely no one would do other than in a state of severe drunkeness. She is more than likely the brides 30 year old sister who has more chance of getting a shag off the pope than she has of ever getting married herself.

The next bridesmaid will be the stunner. THe one that every bloke in the room ( including the groom ) would like to nail if given the chance. Actually there is a fair possibility the groom already has... She will be accompanied by a complete nerd, most probably called Adrian. He will cling to her live ivy, not daring to let her loose for anything above 30 seconds. THe moment he does she's in the bogs getting arse slapped by anyone sober enough to maintain an erection.

The final bridesmaid is the 6 year old niece.. Under no circumstances should you even contemplate pulling her. Not for another 10 years at least, by which time you'll be bald, and she'll loving call you her favourite uncle...

Other than that, its fair game really... Just choose the best looking guest, get her pissed and sneak up to the bridal suite when you get a chance...

We used to hear about Roscommon weddings at school.

Never believed a word..........until now.

[Hereiam]

My usual line is "I've got a knife in my hand" only kiddin 

[Olly]

Some fantastical suggestions. I tried one or two yesterday in a bar but the person was too interested in the football to notice. Will try again next week as long as there are no matches on.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Some fantastical suggestions. I tried one or two yesterday in a bar but the person was too interested in the football to notice. Will try again next week as long as there are no matches on.

It wasn't one of the Roscommon or Sligo players during the Connacht Final was it  p.s. Castlebar somtimes called the Bar.

[JUst retired]

Maybe the guy didn`t hear you.

[give her dixie]

Whatever you do, don't claim to be called Daniel, or jewish, otherwise you will be jailed for "Rape By Deception"............................

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/7901025/Palestinian-jailed-for-rape-after-claiming-to-be-Jewish.html

A court in Jerusalem has made international legal history by jailing Sabbar Kashur, a 30-year-old delivery man from East Jerusalem, for 18 months.

He was convicted of "rape by deception" following a criminal trial that has drawn criticism from across Israel.

The court heard accusations that Mr Kashur misled the woman, whose identity has not been disclosed, by introducing himself with the traditionally Jewish name during a chance encounter on a street in central Jerusalem in 2008.

After striking up a conversation, the two went into a top-floor room of a nearby office-block and engaged in a sexual encounter, after which Mr Kashur left before the woman had a chance to get dressed. It was only later that she discovered Mr Kashur's true racial background, lawyers said.

Although conceding that the sex was consensual, district court judge Tzvi Segal concluded that the law had a duty to protect women from "smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price"

"If she hadn't thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated," Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict.

A conviction for rape by deception on the grounds of racial misrepresentation is believed to be internationally unprecedented, according to British legal experts.

The charge is rarely used in the West. In 2007, a Syrian pilot walked free from a court in Swansea after being accused of tricking a woman into intercourse by saying it could cure her of a sexually transmitted disease.

A court in Massachusetts also acquitted a man who allegedly masqueraded as his twin-brother in order to have sex with the man's wife.

While forced sex by deception is an offence under Israeli law, legal experts say it is a charge used sparingly in cases involving protracted deceit and a promise of marriage.

Kashur was originally accused of violent rape and indecent assault, but later accepted the lesser charge under a plea-bargain after prosecutors received evidence suggesting the encounter was consensual.

Kashur's lawyer, Adnan Aladdin, said he had filed an appeal to ensure that the verdict was not considered precedent-setting, adding that otherwise "many men would find themselves in jail."

Israeli legal experts said they found the verdict disquieting.

"In the context of Israeli society, you can see that some women would feel very strongly that they had been violated by someone who says he is Jewish but is not," said a former senior justice ministry official.

"The question is whether the state should punish somebody in that situation. It puts the law in the position of what could loosely be described as discrimination. I would feel intuitively uncomfortable about prosecuting someone for something like that."

Asked whether his client was the victim of racial discrimination, Mr Aladdin said he "would rather not comment". Others, however, were scathing.

Gideon Levy, a leading liberal commentator, said: "I would like to raise only one question with the judge. What if this guy had been a Jew who pretended to be a Muslim and had sex with a Muslim woman. Would he have been convicted of rape? The answer is: of course not."

Israeli human rights activists said that Kashur's actions reflected the deceits many Palestinians practise when in Israel in an attempt to avoid official and private prejudice because of their background.

"It is very well known that Israeli-Palestinians living in Israel disguise themselves," said Leah Tsemel, a human-rights lawyer. "You change your accent and you change your dress because if you look like an Arab you face harassment.

"If you want to enter a pub, you'd better not look like an Arab and if you want to have sex with an Israeli girl, you had better not look like an Arab."