Britain's got Talent

[SammyG]

ant an dec are a great double act.
cowell knows not to cross them or he wud be torn to shreds.
they mentioned one of his previous hosts gettin the axe last nite, if looks cud kill.

Cowell is Ant and Dec's boss, he also owns the rights to the show, he's also executive producer, his production company make the show, his assistants choose the contestants and his script writers write the script (including Ant and Dec's), so I wouldn't think he'd be in much danger of being 'torn to shreds'. 

[the colonel]

must say your wee man must be gutted about not getting through. your man with the monkey was shite last nite

[Hereiam]

ME can't stand them. Jesus christ how anyone watches that shite is beyond me. Never watched any of their shows, nothing great about them

[muppet]

 Take a look at this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yGUNqlteTE

[Hank Everlast]

my money is on the black fella that looks afer his dead brothers children...

[full back]

Mr Carphone 'Pavorotti' Warehouse will be there or thereabouts. He has garnered a lot of sympathy - esp when he said he was bullied at school but doesnt know why.
The public will latch onto this

[culchy1]

ant an dec are a great double act.
cowell knows not to cross them or he wud be torn to shreds.
they mentioned one of his previous hosts gettin the axe last nite, if looks cud kill.

Cowell is Ant and Dec's boss, he also owns the rights to the show, he's also executive producer, his production company make the show, his assistants choose the contestants and his script writers write the script (including Ant and Dec's), so I wouldn't think he'd be in much danger of being 'torn to shreds'. 

so sammyg (are u anything to ali by the way) its all a fix!

shud we not bother watchin the rest of the show, if u know so much who wins the feckin show then?
so they're all really like that monkey with simon cowell's arm stuck up their arses!!

[SammyG]

ant an dec are a great double act.
cowell knows not to cross them or he wud be torn to shreds.
they mentioned one of his previous hosts gettin the axe last nite, if looks cud kill.

Cowell is Ant and Dec's boss, he also owns the rights to the show, he's also executive producer, his production company make the show, his assistants choose the contestants and his script writers write the script (including Ant and Dec's), so I wouldn't think he'd be in much danger of being 'torn to shreds'. 

so sammyg (are u anything to ali by the way) its all a fix!

shud we not bother watchin the rest of the show, if u know so much who wins the feckin show then?
so they're all really like that monkey with simon cowell's arm stuck up their arses!!

I didn't say it was a fix, but it is heavily editted and manipulated, to get the result that they want.

[Great Leap Forward]

Mr Carphone 'Pavorotti' Warehouse

my money is on the black fella that looks afer his dead brothers children...

These 2 won't be far away along with the wee girl with no teeth.

It's a wonder she can sing without making a whistling sound.

[sammymaguire]

anyone see it last night??

the chippendoubles; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToU3D7IJjRA

this auld girl from Glasgy was good - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwOZvvGsRs

and what about your man with the sword http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxOE-1P2y0&feature=channel

one of the better shows I thought