Internal UUP Meeting Dialogue Exclusive!

[Orior]

Following my own undercover surveillance operation, I can now reveal the exact dialogue between Reg "Mr Burns" Empey and Sylvia "I'm a Laydeee" Hermon:

Empey "Will you stand as the joint UUP/Conversative candidate for North Down in the next General Electon please?"

Hermon "Shove it up your arse"

[Doogie Browser]

Orior was not far off the mark as usual I see 

[A Quinn Martin Production]

I think her exact reply was "Shove it up your arse, Tory scum"

[Dougal Maguire]

Sources close to Lady Hermon have indicated that she used the word jacksie and not arse

[ardmhachaabu]

Fair play to her, I hope she gets elected again on an Independent ticket.  She has worked hard for her constituents, catholic and protestant, nationalist and unionist

[Dougal Maguire]

I couldn't agree more. I've met her a couple of times and she really is one of the nicest people you could meet

[Orior]

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance
SDLP
Sinn Fein

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Unionist?

[ziggysego]

Fair play to her, I hope she gets elected again on an Independent ticket.  She has worked hard for her constituents, catholic and protestant, nationalist and unionist

She always came across as a very hard working politician, who cared more for her constituency's needs than toeing the party line. I hope she gets reelected again as an Independent.

[Dougal Maguire]

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance
SDLP
Sinn Fein

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Unionist?

Well there was James Kilfedder, the well spoken gent who was allegedly bent, of the Ulster Popular Unionist Party

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
SDLP (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
Sinn Fein (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Nationalist?

Fixed that fot ya.

Fine Gael the true Republican Party

Kind Regards
A Fine Gael Nationalist (MayoGodHelpUs)

[norabeag]

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
SDLP (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
Sinn Fein (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Nationalist?

Fixed that fot ya.

Fine Gael the true Republican Party

Kind Regards
A Fine Gael Nationalist (MayoGodHelpUs)

In deed MAYGODHELPUS  if that is what we are relying on as standard bearers of republicanism

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
SDLP (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
Sinn Fein (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Nationalist?

Fixed that fot ya.

Fine Gael the true Republican Party

Kind Regards
A Fine Gael Nationalist (MayoGodHelpUs)

In deed MAYGODHELPUS  if that is what we are relying on as standard bearers of republicanism

Some people seem to think Republicanism is shooting people.

Fine Gael, Fianna Fail & Labour are all Nationalist parties despite what mud other people may try to throw at them. They delcare themselves so, the vast majority of their members believe them to be so & the vast majority of people who vote for them consider them so. (Just in case anyone thinks I am confusing Nationalism and Republicanism, I am not)

[norabeag]

Just when I see Fine Gael & nationalist in the same sentence I tend to think Eoin O'Duffy, Blue Shirts, Franco, Lord Haw Haw and people like that

[The Subbie]

Fine geal the true Republican party is that the fine geal party that wound down  the investigation into the Monaghan and Dublin bombings in 1974 less than 7 months after the atrocity ? The fine geal party that buried their heads in the sand when the attacks left 33 persons dead and almost 300 injured: the largest number of casualties in any single day in the troubles?

Give me Slyvia Hermon any day

Its just a pity that Bob "man of integrity" McCartney isnt standing. Then the electorate's choice might have been something like

Independant Unionist
Traditional Unionist
Democratic Unionist
Northern Ireland Unionist
United Kingdom Unionist
Progressive Unionist
Alliance (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
SDLP (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist
Sinn Fein (Administers governance on behalf of British Government) => Quasi-Unionist

I'm sure I've left a few out. Is there a Fine Gael Nationalist?

Fixed that fot ya.

Fine Gael the true Republican Party

Kind Regards
A Fine Gael Nationalist (MayoGodHelpUs)

In deed MAYGODHELPUS  if that is what we are relying on as standard bearers of republicanism

Some people seem to think Republicanism is shooting people.

Fine Gael, Fianna Fail & Labour are all Nationalist parties despite what mud other people may try to throw at them. They delcare themselves so, the vast majority of their members believe them to be so & the vast majority of people who vote for them consider them so. (Just in case anyone thinks I am confusing Nationalism and Republicanism, I am not)

[Nally Stand]

FG? Republican?! Pass the sick bag!! The last time we had a FG Taoiseach, Big Ian described him as "a better unionist than I am". Unfortunately, for the "united Ireland Party", the "Ireland" they refer to stops anywhere north of Monaghan and east of Donegal.