How long will it take the wife to forgive me

ziggysego · March 02, 2009, 09:05:16 AM

Has he been seen since?

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 09:35:32 AM

Right lads i'm back...

I had it rough enough on Friday night, you know the drill...the silent treatment etc etc but then on sat i said "don't get your knickers in a twist we're going out tonight for a meal". So out we went to the Seagoe for a bite to eat and a few scoups afterwards which lead to a session in Lurgan, home at 2:30 and couldn't sleep as i'd just watched 2 lads fight outside the batcave (bar in town) and 1 of them got a real beating i was going to brak it up only i seen the cops across the road watching it and thats all they done was watch it (it was afterall 2 fenians beating the shite out of each other)..

Anyaway back to the wife...everything is pretty much back to the way it was (i think). I bought her a bottle of perfume from the 2 kids but i still haven't actually purchased a gift for her from me yet but i'm sure she'll pick something for me to pay for soon enough...

Full back the kids are 9 months and 3 so they forgot to mention it too (how could they have forgot too)...And as someone mentioned earlier her sister was babysitting for us and she'd def get it but i think i was in enough trouble for 1 weekend...

P.S. the beer on Sat night and trying to play a match on sunday just doesn't mix, it one or the other but i blamed it on the wife for playing crop

full back · March 02, 2009, 10:01:39 AM

Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 09:35:32 AM
Full back the kids are 9 months and 3 so they forgot to mention it too (how could they have forgot too)...And as someone mentioned earlier her sister was babysitting for us and she'd def get it but i think i was in enough trouble for 1 weekend...

Though one of your kids was older smart-arse

What age is the babysitter illdecide?

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 10:57:06 AM

Quote from: full back on March 02, 2009, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 09:35:32 AM
Full back the kids are 9 months and 3 so they forgot to mention it too (how could they have forgot too)...And as someone mentioned earlier her sister was babysitting for us and she'd def get it but i think i was in enough trouble for 1 weekend...

Though one of your kids was older smart-arse

What age is the babysitter illdecide?

14

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 10:57:40 AM

I'm only messin BTW she's 36

SidelineKick · March 02, 2009, 11:02:00 AM

Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
I'm only messin BTW she's 36

I can just see you frantically typing that last post as you hear the sound of sirens coming round the corner

full back · March 02, 2009, 11:20:09 AM

Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
I'm only messin BTW she's 36

FFS illdecide, she has started to head south already

I know you would, but would a country gentleman avail of her services?

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 11:24:18 AM

Quote from: full back on March 02, 2009, 11:20:09 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
I'm only messin BTW she's 36

FFS illdecide, she has started to head south already

I know you would, but would a country gentleman avail of her services?

Now Now Full Back what would your missus say about that...tut tut tut

Oh she's a fine hen alright FB but i don't think she's available (although it never stopped her b4...lol) BTW this is still the babysitter we're discussing

full back · March 02, 2009, 11:28:32 AM

Wasnt asking for myself, it was for a friend...........

If the wife hasnt forgiven you illdeicde she may go elsewhere to get her man love
It would be just the thing for you, you wouldnt forget her next birthday thats for sure

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 11:43:29 AM

Quote from: full back on March 02, 2009, 11:28:32 AM
Wasnt asking for myself, it was for a friend...........

If the wife hasnt forgiven you illdeicde she may go elsewhere to get her man love
It would be just the thing for you, you wouldnt forget her next birthday thats for sure

Aye aye FB we believe ya

Now i can't see the wife going elsewhere cause i forgot her birthday and if she did she wouldn't we worth having around the house anyway...You say that FB like i deserve it...I thought us men stuck together, thats something like the female posters would come out with...

P.S. things must be back to normal as she valeted the car on sunday...

full back · March 02, 2009, 12:08:04 PM

How the fcuk did you get her to valet the car

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 12:50:03 PM

Quote from: full back on March 02, 2009, 12:08:04 PM
How the fcuk did you get her to valet the car

She does it every Sunday...rain hail or blow she's outside with the hoover and polish doing her stuff. I don't ask her to do it, it's her choice but i'm not complaining as my car (inside) is like a brand new car...

SidelineKick · March 02, 2009, 12:54:27 PM

Quote from: illdecide on March 02, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
Quote from: full back on March 02, 2009, 12:08:04 PM
How the fcuk did you get her to valet the car

She does it every Sunday...rain hail or blow she's outside with the hoover and polish doing her stuff. I don't ask her to do it, it's her choice but i'm not complaining as my car (inside) is like a brand new car...

Perhaps thats why she's not so mad at you, she's been socialising with her European friends

illdecide · March 02, 2009, 02:15:08 PM

Jasus i never thought of that