vengeance is a dish best served cold.......

[Our Nail Loney]

Our Nail that was some act with your hair! Christ I'd not like to cross you.

We had a complete cow living with us in college in Galway who used to block the shower with hair . . . and she would also put the music blarring in the middle of the night and if we went home for the weekend she'd have the oil on for the weekend just to spite us. A nasty piece of work from Cork she was. Anyway after trying to ask her reasonably and complaining to the landlord (who said so long as she was paying the rent he could do f**k all) we exacted our own revenge. We put itchy power into her bed. She used to dye her hair almost bleach blonde so we got into her room and put red dye in with the blonde. You'd want to have seen the state of her, like a badly crossed breed cat! We could have, on reflection, have been a lot worse.

How did you know I was hairy?? Do you know me!?!?

[under the bar]

As well as the prawns in the curtains flooding the carpet with water & milk, sprinkling it with cress seed while leaving the heating on full is a popular one...