Top 10 Tech Embarrassments

[Homer]

Fella I know was telling me something similar that happened to him at the breakfast table. He meant to say to the wife "pass the sugar", but it came out as "you f**king bitch, you ruined my life".

F**k sake Hardy, the keyboard and monitor is destroyed with tea  


A fella I know works as an insurance broker in Cavan. It would be a fairly small business and he would know practically all of his clients on a first name basis. One day he had to nip out for a while so he asked his brother to mind shop and take any messages for him. On his return the brother handed him the messages and he glanced through them, "Who the hell is Sunny Lyons?", "Not sure" says the brother "but he talked like he knew you fairly well and asked would you call him back when you got it". He spent a few hours puzzled over this and had just finished checking through his files for any Lyons that may go under the name of Sunny when it eventually dawned on him, and he rang back his agent in Sun Alliance.

Another man I know was trying his best to make it home from JFK Airport after numerous delays. He spent the best part of an hour demonstrating his grievances with help desk staff without getting anywhere and in his growing frustration exclaimed "Enough, I want to speak to the organ grinder, not the monkeys!" No sooner had he said the words when he suddenly became very conscious of the workers' black skin colour

[Hardy]

Fella I know was telling me something similar that happened to him at the breakfast table. He meant to say to the wife "pass the sugar", but it came out as "you f**king bitch, you ruined my life".

F**k sake Hardy, the keyboard and monitor is destroyed with tea  

It's not my own Homer, but it's a goodie.