Ronnie O'Sullivan

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NEWS FLASH!

Ronnie O'Sullivan was reportedly arrested for stealing from a hardware store.  He was seen browsing the shop only to put something in his pocket.  As he tried to leave the shop owner shouted after him:

"Hey, put that screw back"

Ronnie said he was just scratching his balls and that he was being framed and that the screw was in fact planted there.

Ronnie has since had meetings with various people to clear his name.  This included local politicians, police representatives and the cannon.

If his appeal goes against him Ronnie could be in double trouble.

His friends have spoken of their outrage at the incident.  They include Jimmy White, Roy Chubby Brown, Duncan from Blue, Pink and Jack Black.

There has been a queue of people wanting to show their support for Ronnie outside his house, but for the time being has stated all he wants to do is have a rest.

The owner suggested to Ronnie that in future he should keep his hands visible at all times and Ronnie thanked him for the tip.

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if Attila is king of the huns then SK is king of the puns, take a boo son.

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  Why thank you kind sir. I now need to do some bloody work!!