Working class heros - Midlands Style

[The Watcher Pat]

Only word I could make out was "f**k". Thankfully someone who speaks the lingo has translated it.

her: women that look like men, out with it

him: you are menataly disturbed

her: No you like ridin'fat fuckin single parents why? why? out with it

him: oh why would ya not do this about?

her: why, why do you like riding hippos?
go on micheal

him: are you gonna leave me alone?

her: why do you like riding hippos?

him: are you gonna leave me alone?

her: why do you like riding hippos?

him: are you gonna leave me alone?

her: why do you ride hippos?

him: hah

her: why do you ride fat women?
why do you ride women that look like men?

him: you might not frighten me anymore

her: why dose Mike Collins ride women that look like men?

him: leave me alone will ya

her: ANSWER ME!

him: I ride anything I get!
now there's the answer to your question
ok!
now f**k off and leave me alone


(to the baby) I love you I love you I love you

by the way caroline . . .

her: and he dosn't have f**k up the arse
but hes every bit well indowed as what you are
and he kisses my back better then what you do

him: fair play to him

her: see Aidan Doogans a ride, he still fancys Doogan, but you know Paul fuckin spot on

him: I'd say your so trilled coz they're both rapists

her: belive me Micheal it went all the way up my gowl and it's f**king big

him: f**k you

her: and I like him and I fancy him

him: whys that Caroline?

her: because hes f**king good looking for a kn**ker
hes got a big chest

him: yeah well it took him 5 years of prison to get one

her: and I've been riding regular behind you back
you f**king thick

him: (muffled then) now f**k off

her: your so f**king thick you couldn't even tell I was ridin' him

only word i got was riding...
Cheers for translating!!

Jeremy Kyle here we come!

[Hardy]

Doesn't make any more sense written down.

[ONeill]

Houl on a minute here. Is this one of Bud's racing enigmas?

Yer man's riding hippos because he'll ride anything he can get. (Richard Dunwoody had a period like that too before West Tip and the English National but he never resorted to riding hippos or even yaks.)
Michael Collins (the ref?) is riding 'women that look like men'. At 20 characters, that contravenes the 18-character name ruling.
Caroline is riding 'paul fuckin spot on' (illegal again) up the Gowl (must be in Kildare) behind his back (Collins is pace-setter).

Who won the race?

[Tankie]

They are probably Dubs who sold their house in Coolock and moved down the country

Maybe they are the typical pikey who supports a british soccer teams and spends his weekends in the pub.

How is your British soccer team getting on anyway? you never told me how many time you have been ober to watch liverpool. i still dont think its more than i've seen leinster play.

Maybe I'll tell you when you learn how to put a proper sentence together..

Its a shame you havent had a problem listening to Andy Grey for the past 15 years talking shite about English soccer. I just think you were found out as a typical jersay buying, go on the piss a few times a year fan.

You have some cheak when you slag Leinser but once the English are doing well in sport i'm sure you will be happy.

Its Andy Gray not Andy Grey and its cheek not cheak

Well you would know better than i would. Well you just keep fundinding the Brits dominance of sport and us Irish supporters will hope for our day to come...