Revenge is sweet...

[ONeill]

An 80-year- old woman was in front of a judge, charged with shoplifting. He asked her what she had stolen.

"A can of peaches," replied the woman.

"How many peaches were in the can?" asked the judge.

She replied that there were six.

"Then I'll give you six days in jail," said the judge.

Before he had time to speak further, the woman's husband added: "She also stole a tin of peas."

[Lecale2]

 

[gallsman]

that will teach the dirty hoor

Care to explain??

[DirtyDozen12]

FOOTBALL'S coming home for the Manchester United fan accused of
throwing a coin at Man City striker Craig Bellamy.
In fact, it's coming right to his front door.

For Red Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his
alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with
pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season
ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the
Manchester derby last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered
him Ł150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.

The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:
- Requested a visit from an Avon rep
- Signed him up online as a rent boy
- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out
within the hour
- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a
14 day trial
- Sent a breakdown truck
- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with
1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him

there are some outstanding pranks there    Love the 14 day trail for the bronze statue, Classic 

Its funny because i dont know him.