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GAA Discussion / Re: Croke Park Pigeons
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:15:43 PM »
Is it me or does that Hawk look to have a touch of glaucoma?

A few years ago I got my eyes tested and heard "huh". He told me I had glacoma and was surprised I wasn't blind. I was referred to Derry and it was nothing.

- Ziggy's anecdote #378

Was this at the county?

Na, a routine eye test in the town.

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General discussion / Re: Best Stand-up Comedian
« on: August 19, 2015, 04:50:57 PM »
I used to go to the Empire a lot back in the day and it was brutal!! If you were the slightest bit nervous or tentative about your act you got crucified. It wasn't even the heckling that was bad it was the fact the crowd started to talk among themselves and drown the comedian out. If you could be funny there I'd say you'll do alright.

I've done stand up a few times. A truly terrifying experience, but fantastic at the same time.

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GAA Discussion / Re: Croke Park Pigeons
« on: August 19, 2015, 04:46:10 PM »
Is it me or does that Hawk look to have a touch of glaucoma?

A few years ago I got my eyes tested and heard "huh". He told me I had glacoma and was surprised I wasn't blind. I was referred to Derry and it was nothing.

- Ziggy's anecdote #378

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General discussion / Re: It shouldn't work but it does
« on: August 17, 2015, 12:44:01 PM »
Brown sauce doesn't work with anything.

This is the only time I've ever agreed with you.

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General discussion / Re: It shouldn't work but it does
« on: August 17, 2015, 12:08:09 PM »
The valve controlling the heating upstairs started dripping on the other valve heating downstairs causing it to trip, with nothing working.
On the same morning the toilet got blocked and threatened to overflow.
My lovely wife of course expected me to become a drainage and plumbing expert all at the one time, and the thought of fixing both, well, I went on to work.
Did f**k all about it for the next day. Looked at the situation 24 hours later, the drip stopped, the heating was working fine and the toilet cleared.
It shouldn't have worked but it did.

Maybe the plumber came round with his big spanner when you were at work.

I don't normally do this, but I let out a big laugh in the office and now everyone is watching me...  ;D

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GAA Discussion / Re: The State broadcaster
« on: August 17, 2015, 11:49:33 AM »
........

Fair play to Eamon Sweeney in yesterdays indo who brought a balanced argument to the table.

Have you a link for that?

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General discussion / Re: Best Stand-up Comedian
« on: August 17, 2015, 11:46:08 AM »
Can't go wrong with a bit of Lee Evans

You most certainly can.

I don't understand the Lee Evans thing!!!

Do you understand how you'd feel if you lost control of your bowels in your sleep?

You understand the Lee Evans thing.

Yep

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GAA Discussion / Re: Ronan Clarke in intensive care
« on: August 16, 2015, 10:50:50 AM »
Terrible news. Glad to hear he's showing signs of improvement. Hopefully he'll be back to himself before long.

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General discussion / Re: How old are you?
« on: August 14, 2015, 09:54:01 PM »
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It's a bit lazy to pin this on 'the Southern media'. Our own media up north have been vocal this week. Paddy Heaney in the Irish News wrote a fairly damning piece on Tuesday.

Ack sure, he's a Derry man. Much worse than you Armagh ones ;)

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McGeeney didn't apologise for the shameful actions of Armagh in the 2005 Ulster Final in Croke Park, where they had a game plan to get Peter Canavan and Stephen O'Neill red carded?

Your supposed to be locking and deleting

Only the mod can do that.

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McGeeney didn't apologise for the shameful actions of Armagh in the 2005 Ulster Final in Croke Park, where they had a game plan to get Peter Canavan and Stephen O'Neill red carded?

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GAA Discussion / Re: Croke Park Pigeons
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:27:02 PM »

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95? You just love getting your dates wrong eh Tone?

I wonder did he book any hotels that year?

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Tyrone Tom

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