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T'only reason Kerry win titles is beacuse they have nothing else to do.

Say if you were a woman and wanted to shift a gaa man who'd youpick and why?

1. Colin Cooper. I think that, as a woman, you'd be the boss and slap him around a bit. His all-ireland medals would mean nothing there.

2. Brian Dooher. I think he'd be going at you for hours and hours just gruntin and slabbering. Then when he's finshed he'd pull on his overalls, go out and pull a few calves out of a cow's backside. He's even do a bit of cattle-teasing to give the bull a good chance. They he'd go for a 25-mile run and come home with a bunch of flowers and say nothing and head to bed.

3. Ciaran McDonald. If you were unsure of your sexuality as a woman this would be the litmus test and you may, if you squint your eyes, imagine he was pamela Anderson or Billie Piper.

Any others and be serious. Remember, you are a woman.

1-2-3 in a row.

lads you all know it, but won't admit it.

D is for deadly
U is for unbeatable
B is for Brogan (any of them, they're brill)
L is for Liffey where sam'll reside
I is for I told you so
N is for Nelson's Column.

We're on our way.

I've studied this thread carefully and although you all have made fairly relevant points concerning different boyos who are great but let's be honest. Who gives a fcuk. You'll win nothing. This is like the FA preliminary rounds. Fcuk away aff to the Tommy Murphy and let the big boys play. I own you two.

Like, longford or longfort? Make your feckin minds up. And iarmhi. Sounds like scurvy.

LUA LUA

Yessssss! Gt in their.

This is the year lads. I can feel her in my fingals, I feel her in my Bloooooooodddddd.

Yes, go on the boys in blue. We win 1. We win 20. You know it. Yaaa.

Fork and Croi,

Please stop the personal insults. The PM tool is there if you want to send each other abusive messages.

Cheers

Apology accepted.

Grow up and learn to speak the f**king language you rednecked dogboy.

Yahhhhhhhhooooooooooooo. Let us scalp some royal rumps!!!!! I cannot WAIT. Nothin beyt===ter than fried geraghty in the summer. Yahhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Nothing i like moree that ramming it down the throats of rebels.]

CORK - - Biggest shower of wankers this side of Hawaii. Nothing i like moree that ramming it down the throats of rebels. Who DO they think they are? THEY'LL win nothing. Zilpch. Can you name one cork player? I don't think so either too.

DONEGAL - - Glug Glug Glug. We remember 2003, sponsored by Bundoran Whiskeys. Ha hA. Oooohhh Deveney, he touched me. Boo Hoo. Dry yer eyes you fuckin woman.

GALWAY - Dont make me laugh. Pull your socks up Joyce? Oh they're at your armpit already you gypsire.

LAOIS - hahaha. But we're only a small county with small players. then fcuk off into the tommy murphy minors then and take your longhaired hippies with you, knackers.

MEATH - yes what a team/. division 2 ooooohhhh. NEVER WERE, NEVER ARE AND NEVER WILL BE in our league. Geraghtys a lovely fellow though. the sorta guy youd bring home to your ma, if she was a prostitute or something ha ha h aa.

Maybe thats what you like knifeinfork, but what will the beautiful/not so beautiful/chancey as fcuk Paula say
No doubt, you are some craic

stop this sort of shite, I don't go around willy nilly talking and insulting about people you fcukin blagger.

CORK - - Biggest shower of wankers this side of Hawaii. Nothing i like moree that ramming it down the throats of rebels. Who DO they think they are? THEY'LL win nothing. Zilpch. Can you name one cork player? I don't think so either too.

DONEGAL - - Glug Glug Glug. We remember 2003, sponsored by Bundoran Whiskeys. Ha hA. Oooohhh Deveney, he touched me. Boo Hoo. Dry yer eyes you fuckin woman.

GALWAY - Dont make me laugh. Pull your socks up Joyce? Oh they're at your armpit already you gypsire.

LAOIS - hahaha. But we're only a small county with small players. then fcuk off into the tommy murphy minors then and take your longhaired hippies with you, knackers.

MEATH - yes what a team/. division 2 ooooohhhh. NEVER WERE, NEVER ARE AND NEVER WILL BE in our league. Geraghtys a lovely fellow though. the sorta guy youd bring home to your ma, if she was a prostitute or something ha ha h aa.

Ah good man - saved me the trouble there in the last sentence.

aye, your ma hardy. thats what i said your ma. i haven't finished yet.

CORK - - Biggest shower of wankers this side of Hawaii. Nothing i like moree that ramming it down the throats of rebels. Who DO they think they are? THEY'LL win nothing. Zilpch. Can you name one cork player? I don't think so either too.

DONEGAL - - Glug Glug Glug. We remember 2003, sponsored by Bundoran Whiskeys. Ha hA. Oooohhh Deveney, he touched me. Boo Hoo. Dry yer eyes you fuckin woman.

GALWAY - Dont make me laugh. Pull your socks up Joyce? Oh they're at your armpit already you gypsire.

LAOIS - hahaha. But we're only a small county with small players. then fcuk off into the tommy murphy minors then and take your longhaired hippies with you, knackers.

MEATH - yes what a team/. division 2 ooooohhhh. NEVER WERE, NEVER ARE AND NEVER WILL BE in our league. Geraghtys a lovely fellow though. the sorta guy youd bring home to your ma, if she was a prostitute or something ha ha h aa.

KERRY - DONE. NO MOYNIHAN NEIGH NEIGH NIEGH. not THAT HE WOULDVE COped with the brogan bros anyway. the basketball frweak? AS 2UNLIMTED SAID ""No No No No No No No No".

TYRONE - DONE. Peter the sycronised swimmer gone but be honest when did he ever perform against the peoples champs? TYRONE WONT MAKE IT OUT OF NORTHERN IRELAMND!!!

ARMAGH - DONE. FAT. OLD.

MAYO - WIDE.

THE BOYS ARE IN TOWN!

Well well well the anti-dublin brgiade are in fine voice as the year of reckoning advances. I was thinking letus look at the rivals to our crown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurley_%28stick%29

Don';t rule out the boys in blue to cause a major upset this year. we'll claim one big sclap.