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which dressing room did the streaker use?
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when we bet roscommon that was the best

From twitter @brojolley 

After years of being courted by many adequate but uninspiring suitors, I, Bro Jolley, would like to announce my engagment to....myself.

And I would also like to say that we are thrilled. We couldn't be happier at this time. I think we are the perfect couple and we will compliment each other profoundly and completely. Being intellectuals will mean we can never take each other for granted. People may have thought I would go for a baywatch babe, and Lord knows they threw themselves at my feet - like Tyrone forwards in a tight match - but I was never interested in swimming. I am more a looks man and I have found the ultimate beauty. How we laugh at each other's witty retorts and it is almost like a mirror image of my wonderful sense of humour, so it is.

We have decided to hold the ceremony at Croke Park. It will be a huge honour for the old stadium and will be a day that will be remember fondly in the annals. Speaking of annals, my best men will be Spat Pillane and Rolm O'Courke. We asked Conor Mortimor and Ciaran McDonald to be bridesmaids but for some reason they turned us down. Thankfully Sean Kavanagh accepted, at least that is how I interpreted his reply of: "Yes I will definitely be there as long as I can tie the knot myself - around your **missing text** neck!".

We had a shortlist of potential celebrants, who all offered their services, but in the end we had to go for Bono. We felt Big Ian was only interested in self-promotion, while Pope Francis was just too keen and his application form dress-code suggestion of 'sandals' was bang out of order. Gim McJuinness was also convincing, but I just think he is sooo 2012. Anyway Bono was the only one who didn't object to Amhrán na BhFainn being played nonstop for the entire ceremony by the Artane Boys Band and sung by Crystal Swing. We selected that duo ahead of One Direction because there was no way I was having a band named after Sean Kavanagh's dummy. Just we joke there Sean, haha I know he doesn't mind.

We wanted to have the wedding broadcast live on RTE, but our contract with GIT Magazine procluded us from this possiblity. I know our many fans will be disappointed but there is loads more of us to come. And sure GIT will have a special video edition out the month afterwards.

jees what is it with ye ulster byes when some1 says vote ye all come runnin voting left rite an centre?

cmon stephenites!

I think they shud introduce de Haka before the start of matches. It would be great for de crowd if de referee his assistants and his umpires all did a Haka rendition along with say the commentators like Marty Morrisey an Joe Brolly.

De northies cud sing flower of scotland instead if they wanted to keep the unionlists happy. No?

when i first met de mot she told be she luved rem. so i ran around the room pretending to be on me motorbike sayin rem rem rem rem rem rem rem. we got engaged de day after. cool no?

i've herd of de big tree but never the big two.

Carlow and a lot of teams do like their players to spend the pre-match evening in their own environment, eliminates the boredom factor ensures players get a better nights sleep.

de carlow bies should wind there watches forward and hour after work on de friday. then they would go to be an hour earlier and wud be well rested on saturdat mornign. den they should wind it on another hour when they get up so dat it wud feel like a 4 0'colck game for them. wudn't be so bad then, no?

Joey Barton..good signing??

16 years ago today Arsenal signed Bergkamp. Barton....Bergkamp...

i taught his name was dennis no?

Rory McElroy is 4/5 to win. Still not a bad price at this stage. Worth a few £100 to help pay for Christmas. Think he was around 25/1 before the weekend.

Leave it until Wimbledon is over, if Murray happened to win there then the book would be closed.  He will get knocked out in the semi final I think.

if murray wins wimbledon then scotland will leave de euro. it wud be dat big.

sur de link wudn't work den wud it? 

http://dumpalink.com/videos/Worlds_Worst_Mouse_Plague-9gj4.html

gas how yer man sends in yer wan into de shed while he holds de camera no?

nike have a checkerd career with sports

in 1999 they feckd up brazil and ronaldo

then they told tiger woods to just do it an look what happened

but this was good as they feckd up england

so in conclucion 2 outta 3 aint bad