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The dude is 36, and the stabilizers are off. Watch this space.

Paul mcGinley is a dick btw

Any praise for McIlroy is through gritted teeth!

You guys really think so? He's all about him in the Master's broadcasts. Wonder what I am not seeing.

I go back to what I said yesterday morning before he unraveled like The Sweater Song. We should be very proud to have this lad representing Irish Golf. Shane too and all that went before them.

What does Rory need to do to be world number 1?

Stop having full wifi signal off the tee.

He's right of Steven Miller.

Nobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Take it back ya c**t!

Is this the "however" coming up...

He'll be grand.

I see double... Up ahead.
Where the riverboat swayed beneath the sun is where the river runs red?

Tony you ballix!! 

Not seen Lowry on the TV since the 3rd or something so knew it wasnt going well. Just saw Li had a 10 at 13, had a look on the masters site to see him hacking a load of shots in the azaelas

Li's a brave lad wearing all white today. He was shitting all over the course on Friday.

Nobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Take it back ya c**t!

The narrowness of that chute on 18 tee shot is unfathomable. Most of us would hit the grand stand to the left of the patrons that are lining the tee box.

Rory needs a birdie on at least one (preferably both) of 15 and 16.

Puck, please tell me that amongst your 500 quid of Masters merch you don't have an EGG SALAD cap.

I also don't like egg salad.

I do wear and collect a lot of caps I picked up a traditional masters one, an Amen Corner one in green, an AZALEA one in pink, and a Now Driving one in powder blue. I also got one of the smaller Gnomes for the better half. The big ones were sold out in 45 mins every day

a lay up on 13, 14 pin has been gettable all day, and maybe a 4 at 15 should be a good outcome

To be this off his game and top of a masters leaderboard is some going.

For the love of God get this done!

There are holes left and a few scorable pins if he can GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS!!!

The Pitt is excellent. Really surprised as it's not the sort of thing I'd usually go for.

Was instructed this evening we were watching S1 come hell or high water.

I went with gnocchi alla vodka and some pork chops just to be sure

4 episodes in, herself is sleeping - but I am hoooked.

Why doesn't he hit a nice safe shot to calm things down it is standard stuff in sport. Might be OK in those trees though the patrons should be worried

Exactly it's just daft. I keep thinking he'll grab some birdies to settle down but holes are now running out if he can scrape a 72 it might wake him up for tomorrow

His tempo and mechanics are all off today. There's no safe shot for him at the moment. He's yanking 56 degree wedges 15 yards off line, overbaking 7 irons. This dude wants to get indoors.

Let's see if he goes for it on 15 here after that great drive.