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So who would you like to win now?

I'm cheering for ankle (even though I havent seen his wife yet)

Mrs Chad Campbell just bent over for the cameras. Nice.

Can't see perry cocking ths up. in fairness he probably deserves it.

Can you see Perry's c**k now?

I like Mickleson. He alGET IN THE HOLE!ways acknowGET IN THE HOLE!ledges the audience, unlGET IN THE HOLE!ike Woods.

Tiger has just played exactly the same shot that I played on Saturday. I used a tree iron too.

, bet its not funny when Iam sober

It wasnt funny at all. The ball ended up further away from the hole, unlike that lucky bollix Woodsie

Tiger has just played exactly the same shot that I played on Saturday. I used a tree iron too.

I just saw a walrus waddle across the 13th green

If someone shouted "GET IN THE HOLE!" on my follow through I'd wrap my club around the feckers head

Birdie for Perry. Cant see him dropping any shots on the run in.

Aye, looks like she fell from the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down, but she is a terrific singer.

Feking shite. And to think I had a bonus on Armagh in the spreads

Fat Bloke	Fat Bloke

Augusta look-a-likes...

Fred Couples	Sandra Bullock

Does Faldo not qualify for this as an ex-Green Jacket?

Or is he just shite?

says Doh!!!!!