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Maurice Hayes- for one man he was some man. At dheis De go raibh a anam.

This might be a bit of a test for Snarlene Foster and co.

After going to Martin's & shaking hands with his successor??

Did you mean "Crucifixion"??

If you're going to pontificate, you would have thought you would at least know how to get the spelling correct of the central tenet of the belief system that you're spouting about.

Ooooops, back to catechism classes.

"If this happened"? Wavering a bit, are we?

At Christmas time too? Tut tut.

Think the papal visit is badly needed, to bolster the ould faith.

Don't mention Herod ffs. He's a nutter.

Bloody Huns. They wouldn't recognise a misplaced apostrophe, if they saw one.

Monday is 25 December. That is Christmas Day. It also happens to be Jesus' birthday. It is all written in The Holy Bible. That is the document recording the actual words of the deity. Absolutely billions of people read it. Therefore God exists.

Plenty of people believed in The South Sea Company. Look where that got them.

Q Radio understands that Pope Francis has accepted an invitation from the Rev. Mervyn Gibson (Chaplain, Grand Orange Lodge of Ireland) to come North & to preach at an ecumenical service at Edenderry on 12 July 2018. Unconfirmed reports from Vatican sources indicate that the Pope has been learning a new hymn, "The Billy Boys", for the occasion.

I was talking to the Pope last night. Asked him about the visit.

He said "see thon Polish boy, starting all this flying about nonsense & doing his wee bit, with a Mass here & there all over the world? I wish he hadn't started; now the rest of us all have to do the same gig. At my age too. I am so pissed off with airport security, lost baggage & air traffic controller strikes and don't even mention Ryanair to me. I'd rather be sat back in Rome, having a Fray Bentos pie & a nice glass of Argentinian red for the evening tea".

With apologies to Shamrock Shore.

"I have seen the Pope that often in Rome,that I doubt I could be bothered with all the hassle (traffic,crowds,security etc) when he comes here.His visit here is akin to a football pre season friendly,no comparison when you've seen him in serious mode on his home turf".

"Next year's Papal visit has the potential to launch a significant renewal of faith in Ireland and a return to the fold".

Hard to credit, but those 2 posts came from the same person.

Probably still a few about who would get quite a thrill from a "slap of the crozier".

Yule do what the Vatican tells you.

In the modern saying - "Happy Holidays".

Or pontificating on gaaboard.com

Less of that oul Christianity guff.

Best thing ever said on this board. But, could we postpone implementing it to 26th December, until we get Christmas over?

The Vatican not making money? That's a laugh.

Let's remind ourselves of the nefarious activities of yet another snow white, pristine character within the Vatican......yes, this one:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2006/feb/23/guardianobituaries.religion