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To <insert her / his name>

The time I have spent with you has been the most wonderful time of my life.  The thought of being without you crushes my heart, a pain I would never want to feel.  You are my everything and I want to grow old with you. I love you so much.

Touch my willy.

Roses are Red
Veins are Blue
There's 1 in my c**k
Just waiting for you

Saw this on another thread, quite interesting. What are your fears, what has happened that has scared you?

I suffer from Sleep paralysis and it is horrible.

What exactly is sleep paralysis Corn?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

See there bandit, it's shit.


Also have that teeth falling out nightmare.

Ive had those hallucinations associated with sleep paralysis. I remember waking up 1 night and though there were huge spiders crawling all over my pillows and the ceiling, pretty creepy.

referring to women "fond of the wee man that plays with the hens":

"a c*** on her like a hippo's yawn"

"she's 1 on her like a wizard's sleeve/clowns pocket/ripped wellie"

["i've a tongue on me like Ghandi's flipflop"]

after a night on the drink and you wake up with the old dry mouth...

"i've a tongue on me like Ghandi's flipflop"

for hunger

"i'd eat christ off the cross"

When your feeling Hot and Sweaty:

"Im sweating like a priest in a Barney suit" or

"Sweating like a nun in a field of cucumbers"

Had Aidan Carr, John Fegan, Tommy Freeman, Cavanagh, Benny Coulter all in my line-up. Not a bad start so far. Is there anywhere on the Gaelic Life website where you can check your scores?

When do the tickets go on sale?

Was on Youtube last night and saw the whole (36 secs) Fedor v Tim Sylvia fight. He was the UFC heavyweight champ for a while and Fedor choked him out in 36 secs, what an animal. Would love to see Fedor v Lesnar!

Down U-21 panel has already been picked and maybe thats why management werent at the ED final. Some of the players in that final attended trials for the U-21's and didnt get picked

Must agree with most posters. Was at the match and Vernon is an animal, he's actually pretty skillful too for a big lad. If he had of been greedy he could have ended up with 5/6 points but laid the ball off to his team-mates. Actually thought Luke Howard had a good game too, spoiled plenty of ball that was going into Benny although Benny got away a couple of times and punished Queens.

Doing a transfer quiz at the min and cant get the following 2, need some help:

Name the players

AC Milan ->Atletico Madrid ->Lazio ->Atalanta ->Barcelona

Piacenza ->Leffe ->Verona ->Piacenza ->Parma ->Atalanta ->Juve ->AC Milan

Taken from the Mckenna Cup thread:

From An Dún website down.gaa.ie

Gaelic Life Dr McKenna Cup: Down v Queens Thur 7.30 pm Newry
  Date : 18/01/2009 22:59

Down will take on Queens University Belfast on Thursday Night at 7.30pm in Pairc Esler, Newry in the Dr McKenna Cup Semi Final.

The match was originally fixed for Wed night but Down boss Ross Carr agreed to change the match to Thursday night as Queens would have been missing upwards to 12 of their starting team due to exams.

Where's the link to these photos at?

whats everyone views on clarke not being on the panel anymore......

Good boost for An Riocht

Glasdrumman GAC Celebrity Bainisteoir
13 January 2009


Former Down All Ireland winning manager, Pete McGrath has been confirmed as Derek Davis's mentor for the Celebrity Bainisteoir series.

His first training session will be this Saturday, 17th January, at the Quarter Road pitch.

Pete will meet with Derek at approx 11.00am in the clubrooms and will meet the team for his and Derek's first training session after lunch at 1.45pm.

Pete is a busy man these days. New Bryansford manager, Down U-21 manager and now mentor on Celebrity Bainisteoir.