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Therese Ruane SF Mayo



sorta Mona Lisa smile 

Jeepers! That face looks as if she is fighting off an attack of piles..

Look it was only a bit of fun  I mean these guys didn't mean it. There is absolutely no way that they would want to 'up to their knees in Fenian blood'. These are fine upstanding, Christian, family men. I bet you a thousand pounds that if I had walked through there with a Celtic jersey on they would have shook my hand and patted me on the back.

I happened to be in the company of Willie Frazer the other week and he is great crack. He is wile funny. He was cracking jokes all night about all sorts - bit I would caution that if you are Catholic, Jewish, Black, Arab, Gay, from the Republic, an Ulster Unionist, Pacifist, have facial warts, don't like C and W, Hindu, Church of Ireland, Chinese or have AIDS, well, you might find him a bore after a while.

The British Government should send you nordies all out to Iraq or Afghanistan. Then you nordie savages could bomb and murder until your hearts delight.

Perhaps, judging by your logic, Mayo people should be sent to a place where in-breeding is permissible by law?

or Leitrim

The British Government should send you nordies all out to Iraq or Afghanistan. Then you nordie savages could bomb and murder until your hearts delight.

Perhaps, judging by your logic, Mayo people should be sent to a place where in-breeding is permissible by law?

Feck it! Do as I did and save a fortune. I just changed my name officially by deed poll to AEZ 2986. Only cost me 65 quid.

[The Offside Rule Explained]

The Offside Rule Explained

You are at a party and its getting out of hand as there's been 'drink taken'. A mate says that he's got a great chance to 'crash his yoghurt truck' with this one he's been chatting to all night. All well so far!

Now, this young lady goes upstairs and says that she is prepared to 'play ball' with your mate. Lo and behold, up he goes with the lad in his hand expecting a bit of action. However, when he enters the room, his way is hindered by your arse as you have thought that you were not interfering with play. Bottom line, is that there was, in theory, a man between the last man (your mate) and the 'goal posts'. You are offside.

The bottom line is that you should have hid in the wardrobe and let your mate have a free run. That way, you are not interfering with 'play'. However, if your mate is 'onside' with the lady, but has an 'accident'; it would be perfectly legitimate of you to run through and finish the move to the net. Provided the one in charge waves 'play on'.

But I would stress, this might cause confusion if 35,000 are watching.

funny thing is that Maskey is a north Belfast man, representing south Belfast, but has lived in the west for decades. Kelly is a west Belfast man, representing the north and has risen to junior minister. METHINKS. That Kelly is the man for west. While Maskey is the man to finally take north from Dodds. Tune in next week for more on the Sinn Fein Soap..................................

The first ever Guinness Book of Records I inherited - I believe it was the 1971 version - had a fantastic B and W pic of John Doyle in action in the hurling bit. Another legend of the past lost.

Just wondering what price a man would get to back the Dub's to win the Leinster Final next summer?  With Keaney back and that ex-Tipp lad and a few more little alterations I would not be afraid to put a few bob on them.

Good luck with that, lets just see how Keaney fares back at the hurling, but we still have some serious weaknesses that will hold us back unless Daly can address them. Know very little about this O'Dwyer lad from Tipp, no guarantee that he'll bring anything special to the mix.

Hold on, surely Antrim could have a say?

This is just unreal. I cannot imagine what the families are going through. May God help them all at this time of tragedy.

Lack of oil in the clutch.

Bit sectarian this topic. What's wrong with Protestant remote control toys? Or Jews or Muslims. Better still, you must hate gays and the other ones that are getting operations to turn them from men into women. FASCIST!

Heard that Hodgson is lined up for the NI Water job - bad news is that the CX of NI Water is going to Liverpool ...

And Gerrard's miss from the spot just about ends the reign of RH..

Heard that Hodgson is lined up for the NI Water job - bad news is that the CX of NI Water is going to Liverpool ...