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"Dear Mr Fishbat...
Ref:
"When out fishing having spent 30 minutes setting up a rig then firing the whole lot into a bush at the far side of the river like a ballix and losing everything"


Sorry, can you explain that to me in more detail?"

Not a fisherman eh?  Trying to cast a deadbait under an overhang, misjudging it and getting the whole lot wrapped round a branch after spending at least a half hour footerin to get it right, really gives ye that sinking feeling -  rapidly followed by the John McEnroe impersonations

Apprentice boys? sure they're still marching about like laurel and hardy in "Beau Geste"

When out fishing having spent 30 minutes setting up a rig then firing the whole lot into a bush at the far side of the river like a ballix and losing everything.

Flies - away and do a days work like the aul bee's instead of hooring around the house puking on the leftovers.

Cat shit on the lawn that gets liquified by the mower then squidges through the fingers when clearing the rotors

LIDL... the suicidal shopping experience

Sufferin Moses, i thought Leprosy had been eradicated in the western world...

Away and get yourselves a bell lads and ring the blue feck out of it incase its catchin

O'Neill and his non de plumes might have something to say about that...

Cash machine has to be in the top 3 - it seems some bastards think its a feckin game of pac-man with all the beeps and doots ye hear.

Pricks standing having a conversation in a shop doorway ignoring folk looking past - move out the door ye ballix's

More shop antics - the bastards that go to the cigarette counter with a trolley full to the throat............and the silly bastard who serves them

Very therapeutic this thread...

"What's wrong with  Lady in red or The rose?"

Not so much a production,... more of an excretion

Having said that maybe if a genuine sooperstar like Michael Bolton or Ronan Keating had sang it instead of aul wolf-brow i could listen to it

Wonder who's really responsible for the daughter?