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Going to grandmother's on christmas eve, then home to meet friends and have a beer in local bar.

Christmas day after mass we all head to a friends house in our old neighbourhood for few whiskey.

Always great steam!

Every man innocent until proven quilty but if this man has done what is being circulated he should be shot. I dont want my in any way for my tax pounds to give this cnut shelter and food inside a prison cell. He should be taken to the post and shot. If anyone has a moral dilemma in taking his life give me the gun and I'l do it.

Got this message in work today and nearly pissed myself laughing.

Liverpool's midfielder Lucas has been named the worst Brazilian since David Blunkett shaved his wife's fanny.

Clinical! 

People who lick their fingers to turn a page. Bugs me no end.

big style. cant handle that at all. unhygenic

have to admit, i think the fella in the article is a bit of a role model. Dont think i could do what he did.

Remember there was a show on a few years back about people meeting the people who killed family members, friends throughout the troubles. That cnut Michael Stone was on it. But again it took a lot of courage from family members to go through with it.

Stew on your point, couldnt agree more.

Was at the peak of my football career, at 14 

i was 13 and at the height of my powers! 

I was in 3rd year at school,
Kicking football for the Corn Na Og,
Was not as fat,
Relationships lasted 3 days before going with their best friends,
Didnt have a drink problem,
And didnt have a hairy ass

Aye it was morgans spiced, up to a year or so ago, it was always captain morgan's in usa so dont know why it had different names across the atlantic.

Great drink, tried it when I was 17 or so and have drunk it since.

Having a major major hangover and fit for fook all at work!

Terry Wogan

Great thread but think it would take a good week of thought to narrow anything down.

Those fookin "bongo" ads on cool fm.

I would rather cut off my left nut than give that stupid phone company shit a quid

CATS ARE SNAKES WITH FUR!!

HATE THEM!

Hate that newspaper too.

Page 3 finishes my reading in it! 

I know someone with 3 kidneys!