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This is typical of Cavan supporters. Slating players and managers before they get a chance. Carr has to be given a bit of time, no matter what credentials he has or hasn't. The lads playing are good enough to beat Tipperary. The problem has to be in the head. Ballyhaise Man, a bit OTT. Boojangles, go to the games and then make a point. Mr. Pain posted back a while ago about McCormack. While he is a good footballer he didn't perform in the games he played. Yes, you can talk about Padraig Reilly, it is strange to keep him in that position, he will probably tell you that himself. We do have to build a team and instant success will not happen although we should be beating these teams. Are there any leaders in the team? Who is the captain? The players have to stand up and take charge. Rant over!

Celt Man, Mr. Pain was trying to lighten up the site a little bit. You are now on Mr. Pain's hitlist and off his Christmas card list! You think you know pain?

Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Pain
Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Pain
He'd say: I know what I want
and I want a row
I want you cause I'm Mr. Pain
I know what I want and I want a row
I want you cause I'm Mr. Pain

Did anyone read Tommy Carr's quotes in the Celt today? He says Enda McCormack has been outstanding. Nothing against the guy (before you attack Mr. Pain, Boojangles) but did his man not score five points from play? What about the comment he makes about not being bothered by what mistakes the lads make as long as they are good on the ball? Baffling stuff to Mr. Pain. Anyone agree? Rant ongoing....

Time to stop whining. Mr. Pain reckons that the last day was like a first gathering training session for the team. A few new faces who have to gel in well with the other lads. No Dermot McCabe either. Mr. Pain was surprised that Carr didn't move someone else onto that Shawn O Neill lad. Poor Podge was getting a roasting and had an embarrasing evening which could have been lessened if another man shared some of his torture. The thought in the Pain camp was that Eoin Smith received an injury during the trial games and will probably feature in the near future. Ciaran Galligan will run all day but that is as good a performance as you may see from him this year as he is so much fitter than everyone else. Needs to track back. Mulvey needs training. Givney needs more games as does Gumley and McCormack. These three guys could turn out to be a great new addition if given the chance. Anton Reilly could be a star if trained right. It is early days and the students had a lot of training done which was to their advantage against a depleted Cavan side. Rant over!

This fixture bullshit really annoys my hole.

Interesting. Perhaps you should take something for that.

[pisser]

Four away games is a pisser, that two of them are in Down and Offaly is a total bags. We'll really struggle to get out of those venues unscathed, Longford under Glenn Ryan will be all-out from the start of the league too.

Tough task ahead in year one of the Tommy project!

Mr. Pain is unfamiliar with this new language. He always thought that a pisser was a lavatory and was very useful in times of need. Also a bag can be handy although Mr. Pain would encourage the use of paper bags as plastic does harm our environment and Mr. Pain would like the Paininis to grow up on a clean earth. A big bag of shite, however, is a negative thing and perhaps this is what the maniac is referring to. Rant over!

RANT OVER

Mr. Pain has been in Tokyo, Japan for the last 3 weeks participating in a martial arts competition but has returned to find his former nemises Boojangles using his catchphrase "Rant over!". Mr. Pain will try to educate Boojanges as to what a rant actually is. Taken from the Oxford Dictionary (which Mr. Pain wrote by the way):

rant

  • verb speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way.

  • noun a spell of ranting.

  — DERIVATIVES ranter noun.

  — ORIGIN Dutch ranten 'talk nonsense, rave'.

In conclusion Mr. Pain would advise Boojangles to come up with his own catchphrase or signature finale to a post. Mr. Pain even suggests you come up with one, perhaps, in relation to your namesake Bill "Bojangles" Robinson (a wonderful tapdancer). This assumes you didn't coincidentally come up with the name yourself. So, dance the night away Boojangles and Mr. Pain will look forward to your choice. RANT OVER!

Mr. Pain is not too sure what you mean but, go on, send it through to him if you can!

Libellous stuff there lads. Wanna be careful.

I believe I can now tell you Mr Pain - I told you so.....

Yes myles you can now tell Mr. Pain that you told him so. However, at the time of Mr. Pain's comment he was correct in what he said. Carr was given time to accept and then refused and was then given more time to decide and Mr. Pain reckons he was given a more attractive offer before he accepted!

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on a second there Anglo Celt. You have the audacity to call Mr. Pain's buddy Hollow a shitforbrains! Mr. Pain fails to see the reason for this seemingly unprovoked attack. Mr. Pain can guarantee you one thing as he has read many of Hollow's posts: In a duel, you would be the shitforbrains! This man knows his shit. Rant over!

You will find that a lot of lies are being told throughout this process.

It appears some peoplem are on the blob!

BHM for what reason would you have Justin McNulty at the top of the list? What intercounty managerial experience?

Nope - outside man.