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I have one and am becoming addicted to it ... will get a good run out on holiday. One thing though is that there are quite a few typos in the text - ie in hyphenated words and format. But will eventually become the thing to have when travelling and at home.

I remember the time that Antrim senior footballers ..................... sorry, wrong county.

Fat Harry's - formerly in Castle Street, Belfast. First question on quiz night was "what the f**k you looking at?" .. also the bar where the Traveller refused a drink returned with a chain saw and cut the pool table in two!!!!

Ian Paisley, Iris Robinson and Wee Willie Frazer. 

Fascinating show on BBC 2 this weather with Dan Snow. He did medieval London and this week it was revolutionary Paris. Absolutely amazing to see how filthy cities were - especially the 'Shambles' - which was the place were all the animals were slaughtered and meat sold - all in one process. There is a place still in Armagh called the 'Shambles' and the Belfast version was where Castlecourt is now. Indeed, Royal Avenue was built to do away with all the unofficial butchers' shops in that area. All the leftovers were dumped in the Farset River (now under Primark and High Street - indeed on hot days there is still a stench from the river. Great stuff and New York next week.

Ah Feck! Don't tell me she's a DUB!

Not forgetting:

Allianz Hurling League Roinn 3B 2011
Round 7
SLIGO V DONEGAL - Time: 2 30 PM, Venue: Markievicz Park

Listen, its nothing new. In 1954 the IRA raided Omagh Barracks looking for arms and in the crossfire three British Soldiers were injured - 2 from Sligo and 1 from Dublin!

great fire..  you cant beat the ash for the heat especially if its dry, i'll try a shandy still early, some fecker broke the mirror off the car last night.. dear night out..

Great fire indeed. You remember yer man who died last year? him with the glass eye? Jeyes, he had some spit on him! Nearly put that fire out with his 'pavement omlettes'. Still, another pint there Seamus. Nah, a fresh glass if you don't mind. When are you lockin the door for your woman who can fire the sliotars out of her f...y?

Just stoppin fro a couple a bottles a stout as I have the Massey running outside.

Have ye done the place up?
That looks like fresh masking tape on the stools.

No! Just leave the stools in the Jacks!

any live entertainment on at the weekend?

Shhhhhhh! Feck sake, keep it down. Lookat, rap the side door at about one tomorrow morn - good stuff on the cards. Yer recall that fella Murphy - him that was in Thailand last year who tole the yarn about the wan firing a ping pong ball from her thing? Well, it seems that there's this wan from the Road who can do the same with a wet sliotar! Fecking seein is believing. Yer man is putting a basketball hoop under the TV and yer wans gonna go for five in a row from the back of the bar. Don't tell anyone ye hear? Two euro entrance fee - all goin to Trocaire apparently.

"Here, fill her up again.  ... A word in private there boss if you don't mind? ................... Listen, see that woman from the camp up the road? Well she was hanging about at the side last night when I came out. Well, you know what its like on the way home and ye have a few shillin in yer pockets - you know the score. I mean, whats the harm in it?

So anyway, she takes me round the back of Shane's butchers and ........ ................. .......................... ............................... No joke - Every Last Feckin Drop!!!!

So I goes on me way and sure enough I gets in and isnt me feckin wallet gone!!! Look, I ve no money on me tonight so if you could see your way to giving me tick until Sarday, I 'll see you right ....! Feckin dorty huare! Last time I go near that type etc etc ""   

turn it round to BBC 2 quick Hardy, want to see england getting whacked??

Here! You know the rules! It's GAA in here and maybe soccer if Celtic or Jack's Lads or the 'Boys in Green' are playing. Rugby - but only under sufferance as they are only a shower of stuck-up hures that went to those boarding schools. Cricket? .. what's that? .. we won .. and beat the Brits? ........... feck me, turn it over for feck sake!!!!!!!!!

Jeyes! there's an awful reek from them Jacks! Spud, have you been on the Red Heart along with that feed of bacon and cabbage? Feck sake, light another one of those Carrolls, will ye? You'd think that the Germans had launched some Mustard Gas over the top. Yer man has 'dropped the kids off at the swimmers' and begod they needed a dip. Anyway, d'ye think Lennon would take McCoist? .... Hold on, ah why not? Sure get me a Bush with a Baileys and ice, oh and a pint of Double if you're goin up.........................................

Michael Healy Rae about to be elected.

Jesus... was this pic taken in 1951? It looks like a scene from Borat!