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Boys, I got him as he arrived:

I'll take you.

Tessies.

11pm

No Weapons.

Blood no stoppage.

Winner takes wife.

Goal

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1432279

Lazy from Arsenal so far. Steau are shoite but could nick one.

Where is this 'Ireland'?

And their next 2 league games...away to Liverpool and Newcastle. They'll be bottom by Halloween.

And to top it off - they're still in the relegation places.................yes, 125 years of glory....

Boys, Spuds drew 4-4. At home. To a side who hadn't scored away from home. And half the crowd had left 30 mins ago. Pure comedy.

If Spurs lose by 15 clear goals they're bottom. By 3 they're second from bottom.

He he - did you hear what the Villa fans were after singing? -  "Happy Birthday to you".....!!!!

Bet ye Fearon nearly threw a part of his bargain bucket onto the pitch in disgust. Nearly.

I've been slagging Spurs for 32 years.

Great to see Spurs celebrating in appropriate fashion.

Talksport had a competition where you had to sum up Spurs' 125 years in one sentence. I spent about £35 texting in. None of them were suitable to be read out before the watershed though.

Bud toul me to pass this on:

"Manilou was withdrawn at Navan for no other reason than the trainer got mixed up with weights and in doing so almost caused the second biggest Battle Of The Boyne between us and him. At first we thought he was given a red for nodding at the winning post and pointing at the betting board prices and sneering at the other horses but no, just a genuine mix up.  He is heading for Gowran Park or somewhere down around the home of hurling next week."

Probably married into the O'Neills of Dungannon.....