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Thought this could do with a thread of its own...

Get them all in.. this is very addictive after you've played it and get to grips with it. really try this and post the top scores..

http://gprime.net/game/ylympics/

13 mins 20 secs, a piece of piss.

then try this
http://www.ouverture-facile.com/riddles/index.html

I remember this one from a while back,  could mind the name of it.  this really fries your brain

stuck on level 3 any tips

the pope needs the church in the vatican painted and is asking for quotes.

luckily paddy englishman paddy scotsman and paddy Irishman are all in the vatican that day...

Paddy Englishman goes in and the pope asks whats his quote is he says £3000

The pope asks whats that for.  he says £1000 for me,,, £1000 for your charity,,, and £1000 for materials and labour
The pope says ok i'll wait for a few more quotes. but i'll keep u in mind

Paddy Scotsman goes in and the pope asks whats his quote is ..........he says £6000

The pope asks whats that for.  he says £2000 for me,,, £2000 for your charity,,, and £2000 for materials and labour
The pope says ok i'll wait for a few more quotes. but i'll keep u in mind

Paddy Irishman goes in and the pope asks whats his quote is .............he says £9000

The pope flabergasted by the amount asks whats that for.  he says £3000 for me,,, £3000 for your charity,,, and we can get that stupid english cnut to do it

commercial breaks... and every single channel on sky digital on them at the same time.

being 3pence short in change of the cost of what every u are buying and having to break a £20 note because of it

When you ask your woman if she wants any food on.  to which the reply is no.

then when you sit down to eat your feed she picks away at it.  FFS!!!!!!

i hate that. if u want something from the chippy just order summat and don't dare try and eat mine or u might lose a finger or two

 
me too

Sitting at the dinner table and asking someone to pass the salt/pepper/ketchup/vinegar/gravy/butter etc and the b****** using it before they pass it to you and you can't say anything without being rude... i know it sounds trivial but it bugs me

did you hear about gareth gates...

he went into a shop to buy a mars bar and came out with 10 packets of m&m's

easy on pog..... just a nice wee addative.. plus it would make me drive a wee bit further behind them just in case...

POG I will have to agree with u to a certain degree... i don't park in the mother toddler spaces (for fear of clamping or fine lol ) but do agree that they need bigger spaces to save others cars as much as anything but don't see y they need to be at the door?? much better use if they were disabled spaces.... its simple put the kids in the car seats then unload the shopping out of the trolley into the car job done. I know single parents who don't have a car and manage to walk with a pram and two other young children from the supermarket over a mile home so don't think it would be too much for any parent to walk the length of a car park to a less busy area for safety reasons also. STUCK UP SELFISH PARENTS.. and its not all parents in fact its just a few that kick up a stink to say that they need spaces at the door. There's a lot of parents worse of than u who would be thankful of the chance to use a car parking space at the back of the car park...!


ANother thing that grinds my gears is jealous people who stereotype people who drive nice cars ie bmw's merc's porsche's etc as bad drivers and stuck up people just because they have had a bad experience with 1 or 2 of these drivers or else they are just jealous.

People work hard throughout life to get the luxuries they desire and have lasy arsewits slag them off just because they couldn't be arsed working hard in life to get luxuries they want... not all nice car drivers are the same.. u cant tar everyone with the same brush because of a few bad expeiences or else plain old envy

Not sure if its been motioned but this is the mother of all gear grinding as far as I am concerned

People whom wont pull over when holding up traffic. If it's an old person I don't get as mental as I would if it's a younger person. Can they not see that they are f**king holding everyone else up? They are the people who cause accidents, not the lunatic flying down the road!. It leads to road rage. Well in my case anyway.

old people should not be allowed on the road. they should be made to re-sit their driving test at 55 and every 5 years after that