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[I was watching Laochra Gael yesterday about Tony Hanahoe.Showed plenty of footage of those great Dublin & Kerry teams handpassing like crazy and it wasn't even a proper handpass.It was that daft- looking overhand 'push' pass.]

For me it's ban the fcukin handpass

why don't you just watch an cic fada?

I really don't understand why the likes of you watch the game at all.

What is wrong with actually wanting players to kick the ball more than they handpass???

I was watching Laochra Gael yesterday about Tony Hanahoe.
Showed plenty of footage of those great Dublin & Kerry teams handpassing like crazy and it wasn't even a proper handpass.
It was that daft- looking overhand 'push' pass.

i saw dat. looked very gay. no?

Lots of people are so pissed off with the goverment here dat you hear dem talking of joinin britain or the usa an things like dat. den lots of nordies think the 26 left the 6 behind on 1922.

why dont we offer the brits some swaps? no?

say carlow people were pissed off and wanted to leave we could swap with fermanagh. an if clare people have had enough they could swap with tyrone and so on. we could have votes to see which counties want to leave. id say lotz of us would like south kerry to go and join britian and take jackie hailey rae with dem. no?

whose julian?

saw dis thread and immediately thought how fit woz Jesus?

i mean imagine how many sit ups or pressups he cud do?

Would someone (ss2) please explain to ne why kicking the ball acurately off the ground is more virtuous than kicking it accurately out of hand?

coz it is higher to kick a point off de ground. no?

det got 1 but so did chelsea who will win de leage anyway. no?

I'd trade with you and teach you how to spell.

many tride be4 u.

id love him agin de aussies do. no?

am i de only one who would ask for next weeks lotto numbrs. no?

jus watched the film trading places again. brilliant. no? was thinkin dat dey should do a realiity tv show of dis.

Id love to see a season of Alex Furgeson traded places with Louie walsh. would be class seeing louie in the dugout while furgie would be on de x factor and managin westlife. no?

who would you trade with who?

To encourage kicking de ball we should have a rule where you have to dance a verse of de birdie song before you can do a handpass. Den another rule could come in so dat anyone doing de birdie song can be aussie rule tackled. Dat would really encourage more kicking. no?

We would have de added entertainment of a new rule making a song and dance.

Then to improve scoring we could have a rule whereby anyone that kicks a wide should get a kick up de arse from der marker. Dat would make them think twice oh yea and anyone who tries for a point and it drops short into de keeper would get two kicks in de arse.

The boy who found it is from Ireland - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhP-dHKlk9w&feature=related

which makes it more important as if he was American he would probably have been lying.

Im astonished. Look at the size of er feet. I mean der huge. no?

Olly do you play sport? I would be interested to hear what a homosexual such as yourself has to say.

come out olly! we know yer in the closet.

i don get it.

W.T.F. Yonabow

[on-pitch celebrations a criminal offence]

"Justice minister David Forde is to make on-pitch celebrations a criminal offence in a new law and order bill." - Irish News 12/10/2010

an does dis applie to de manger and de players if dey celebrate too. dat would be some crack if de team wins de all irelan an dey all get arrested. no?

wud marty and rte have to go to the joy for de after match dinner. ha!