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Po Po Po Poker Face! Apologies, one of the Paininis was listening to that GoGo song in the car this morning. Mrs. Pain had to smack that ass. You did well so Slut-It-Up? So, the club championship proper returns to our fields. Well it's about time Mr. Pain hears you yell. Crazy things have happening already - Killygarry importing coffey from England, players off to Australia and New Zealand and Hollow Man retiring from the board. It's been a hectic week. Just a matter of interest Booj - what kind of deal did you cut with Hollow Man? Sex, drugs, gates? Mr. Pain is interested. Ballyhaise to win, Lacken to win with the Crowes grounding Coffey, Bailieboro to win despite themselves, Lavey to win, Arva to win, Redhills to win. More to follow. Rant over!

Terry Hylands piece in the Echo today is worth a read.

On another point- Does anyone know what is the situtaion with Kingspans sponsorship of Cavan teams? Have they signed up for a few more years or is it a year by year thing? I wouldnt b suprised to see the Murtaghs having a second look at the money they are throwing to the County set-up.

Why would they Booj? They have their own man in the hot seat so they basically control the picking of the manager and lots of other decisions Mr. Pain is sure. Not a conspiracy theory by any means but if you look into it you'll find that the Pain freak is not far wrong!

Refrain from the inane and insane blame game, it's just lame says the main man Mr. Pain. Chill dawgs!

Next Saturday is a severe test of the character of the current crop of players. At this stage one would hope that the cockiness of each individual has subsided and they realise that they are not the superstars they thought they were. Well, hopefully. They will have to be humble if they are to overcome a Wicklow side that will have the support of most of the country due to their rags to, eh, small profit story. It is the only way they will progress. Cavan are not great, let's be honest. However in this Pain dude's opinion they are not as bad as the display they gave against Antrim. There will be no prediction made before this game. Rant over!

[Rant over!]

They call him Mellow Yellow. Quite Rightly! Not much a writin' these days. Whole lotta drinkin'! The Pain has lost his marbles, yes finally. A game like that can do that to you.

Ok, Paininis. What's next? Why is the club championship still revolving around the County Weiner Team? Let's get it started! When is the Junior B, C & D going to commence? What's the capital of Mongolia? Are those Mr. Pain's feet?

Replies please to P.O.X.y 2009 Carr.

Rant over!

[Cavan to win by two.]

It seems to Mr. Pain that some people get their thongs in a twist and start talking pure and utter crap in the run-up to a big match. Boojangles, let's get this straight. You say that a corner back who's man scored four points from play had a good game. Is the primary objective of a corner back not to contain his own man's scoring? It seems to the Pain Dawg that if everyone stuck to that, the team would be doing very well. That said, the player in question is excellent further out the field.

Hollow Man, excellent research it must be said but your sex life must be non-existent.

On another note, the Pain Predictor got it wrong against Fermanagh but now has another outcome and it is to the liking of the minions. Cavan to win by two.

BH Man I was waiting on your Championship predictions all day with bated breath,very disappointed

Id never try to fill your boots BH Man.

You say the nicest things... 

Love is in the air, do do do do do do...

Ok, comPainions Mr. Pain gives you credit for your current quest to find out his origins albeit through self-praising hilarity. As Mr. Pain previously stated, let's talk football. 

He just came across this piece on that junior game with a video clip:

www.anglocelt.ie/sport/matchreports/articles/2009/05/29/40096-givney-hattrick-not-enough-for-cavan/


Just click on the above, minions!

It must be an awful shithole you are from Mr Pain if you're too ashamed to name it. Perhaps you are afraid we will learn your identity, there can't that many Mr Pains around the county after all.

Myles, Mr. Pain does not laugh regularly but he came very close there. To think - A punk from Killeshandra has the audacity to call another place a shithole! Mr. Pain is not from Killeshandra, ipso facto, he is not from a shithole. The Pain family name was brought over to this country years ago by visiting monks. Anyway, enough about Mr. Pain, let's talk football.

Cavan will drive Fermanagh close according to the Pain Predictor, a little machine invented by yours truly. However, the outlook is not so good. Cavan to lose by two points. Mr. Pain sincerely hopes the Predictor is malfunctioning for all our sakes. Rant over!

pain
–noun
1. physical suffering or distress, as due to injury, illness, etc.
2. a distressing sensation in a particular part of the body: a back pain. 
3. mental or emotional suffering or torment: I am sorry my news causes you such pain. 
4. pains, a. laborious or careful efforts; assiduous care: Great pains have been taken to repair the engine perfectly. 
             b. the suffering of childbirth.

5. Informal. an annoying or troublesome person or thing.

–verb (used with object) 6. to cause physical pain to; hurt.
7. to cause (someone) mental or emotional pain; distress: Your sarcasm pained me. 

–verb (used without object) 8. to have or give pain.

—Idioms
9. feel no pain, Informal. to be intoxicated: After all that free beer, we were feeling no pain. 
10. on, upon, or under pain of, liable to the penalty of: on pain of death. 
11. pain in the ass, Slang: Vulgar.   
12. pain in the neck, Informal.

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Now you know all there is to know about where Mr. Pain is from. Let the games begin!

The comeback is nigh.......

Hollow Man is no loss, anyone who refers to a whole club as tramps , wont be missed. Boojangles is someone i know off the board(not that well just to speak to,although he hasnt guessed who i am yet 
No-one had a problem with what Drung said, he asked a question Boojangles answered it,Infact Drung has already shown hes a competant and intelligent contributor to this board in the short space of time he been on.
You on the otherhand, well thats another story 
Insinuating violence? Sure everyone knows us Ballyhaise men are soft.   

BHM, you are an idiot. Obviously you didn't read through Mr. Pain's last post. Also, sarcasm seems to be lost on you too.

He seems to be an expert from what you say, I just thought we could do with a man like that in charge.

I don't know either of you by the way.

He would be very knowlegable about the game.He has been over alot of winning teams over the years both with my own club and his home club,all the way up through underage and onto Senior level. He was never involved with any County teams but he would definitely have been alot better than some selectors we would have seen involved in Cavan teams over the years.He can read a game and wouldnt freeze along the line like alot of managers but anyway,thats life.

Hey Daddy's boy, give us a break! If he was that good he'd be considered.

Something tells me you wouldnt be mouting off as much if you werent hiding behind a pseudonym

Perhaps, "Ballyhaise Man". That's a very common name in Cavan, glad to see you're using your real name. The thing is a lot of people here need to relax. It is not too long ago that the morally proper Ballyhaise Man went on his rant about getting rid of Carr. Come on, would you say that to his face? Myles, don't tell Mr. Pain to button it. Celt Man, as C4ever said, relax. Finally, Boojangles, Drung set you up nicely for that rant you made. Obviously, sarcasm is alien to you. Rant over!

dont see whats wrong with ranting about a sacking a manager,nothing personal in that.
You however are just trying to get a rise out of boojangles, let me tell you, knowing who he is, you would want to be a fairly tough lad to mouth off to him in person. 

Who do you think you are talking to? This is Mr. Pain. Also, are you insinuating violence? Where is the Hollow Man? On so many occasions he showed you up for what you really are and you lost your composure with him. It seems some guys on this site need to take a prescription of chill pills. Perhaps Boojangles will cop now that Drung was being sarcastic and see the funny side of it. However, Ballyhaise Man you were right up his ass there and ready to retaliate. Quit being so anal and relax! Rant over!

He seems to be an expert from what you say, I just thought we could do with a man like that in charge.

I don't know either of you by the way.

He would be very knowlegable about the game.He has been over alot of winning teams over the years both with my own club and his home club,all the way up through underage and onto Senior level. He was never involved with any County teams but he would definitely have been alot better than some selectors we would have seen involved in Cavan teams over the years.He can read a game and wouldnt freeze along the line like alot of managers but anyway,thats life.

Hey Daddy's boy, give us a break! If he was that good he'd be considered.

Something tells me you wouldnt be mouting off as much if you werent hiding behind a pseudonym

Perhaps, "Ballyhaise Man". That's a very common name in Cavan, glad to see you're using your real name. The thing is a lot of people here need to relax. It is not too long ago that the morally proper Ballyhaise Man went on his rant about getting rid of Carr. Come on, would you say that to his face? Myles, don't tell Mr. Pain to button it. Celt Man, as C4ever said, relax. Finally, Boojangles, Drung set you up nicely for that rant you made. Obviously, sarcasm is alien to you. Rant over!

He seems to be an expert from what you say, I just thought we could do with a man like that in charge.

I don't know either of you by the way.

He would be very knowlegable about the game.He has been over alot of winning teams over the years both with my own club and his home club,all the way up through underage and onto Senior level. He was never involved with any County teams but he would definitely have been alot better than some selectors we would have seen involved in Cavan teams over the years.He can read a game and wouldnt freeze along the line like alot of managers but anyway,thats life.

Hey Daddy's boy, give us a break! If he was that good he'd be considered.