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She'll be taking a length in Clubland in 4 weeks.

Banbridge Tescos is your best bet, just watch up for the pointless double ramp when entering and watch out for those nasty children collecting for charity, they'll turn you to stone if you look at them in the eye.

It does make me weep reading it funny enough.

Petit didn't play in the 'invincibles' ? Redknapp mentioned him but pretty sure he left before that campaign.

I went to school with a lad named Stephan Ferris and he was ordained a Catholic priest after he did his Leaving Cert.

Well this one plays rugby, doesn't come across as religious in any shape or form, and has a rather tasty looking bird so it must be a different one.

Lauren would get it alright, nice girl too.

Then again most people won't advertise the fact that they have left their children alone or with a certified childminder.

Only the naive will think this doesn't/didn't happen on a regular basis across many resorts across the world, it did and it does.

His background shouldn't be relevant but we shouldn't be suprised people want to know given our locality, the religious denomination that someone belongs too is nearly always of interest to people here, especially in regards to 'celebrities'. Not that this makes it right of course.

It is a common practice amongst adults going on holidays to leave their children in bed asleep whilst they go to the bar and 'check on them' once in a while.

Parent yourself Dennis?

No but I was a child once.

Should have brought out a 125 year Anniversary Jersey instead of a bloody pin.

He would have to retake the theory and practical test again then, that's complusory.

Should be banned though.

R drivers should be banned completely if caught speeding. I know a wee p***k with an Impreza only 17/18, caught doing 100 on the M1 and only got 6 points 

He would have been banned from driving and had to take the test again then, not that leniant.

It is a common practice amongst adults going on holidays to leave their children in bed asleep whilst they go to the bar and 'check on them' once in a while.

Personally I don't see the real issue here, how can you expect the tri-colour to be flown on a council building especially with the perceived connotations surrounding it from some quarters in N.Ireland. The fact the competition is taking place in a nationalist area is irrelevant.

Very tongue in cheek but he does have a point.

Sure Cascarino had no links to Ireland yet was once our record cap holder, a bit of a joke really.

According to FIFA rules as they then stood Cascarino was perfectly entilted to play for Ireland.

Wrong.