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What does she mean by my OTHER pussy? Was he a vet and he was looking after her pussy (cat)?

The pills for my back pain are now giving me chest pains. 

Zig my woman, hands off, had an ear infection, anyway docs gave her some tablets for it now she has a chest infection. Weird.

Is that Ziggy's brother's woman? I know Ziggy was tackling her on the sly.

Good man Zig

I got this in an email eariler thought it very funny. Do you think its true?

watching the rose of tralee makes me sad...........

one of many dreams unfulfilled!

[That was a terrible lie put around the board by a jealous man.]

No I was not! That was a terrible lie put around the board by a jealous man.

Who was the jealous man of the board? wasn't it SLK who commented on this?

its a lions jersey, no an england one 

I'm aware of the jersey not that I have much respect for it.
BOD save the queen and all that.

I fancy Ardboe for the O'Neill cup this year actually. Should be a good run in.

I don't get this one blewuporstuffed do you think I work for HSBC? Or do you think I am from England?

I'll laugh at the pair of youse when I'm inside the Gates of St. Peter's and you two are claiming innocent! 

If they got sent to the fire pits of hell for illegal downloading it would be a bit harsh. Im sure even you have done worse than this Ziggy reading through your past posts there were you not 'calling in' with your brothers woman?

Managers and players who say 'step up to the plate' to try and get you to player better...like what the f**k...what plate are they on about....is it a dinner plate

The way the media calls every single scandel that happens 'something gate' in reference to the Watergate affair. Such as the way the fake blood incident with Harlequins is being referred to as 'BloodGate'. I remember a few months ago 'ExpensesGate' was doing the rounds in the paper. Like for f**k sake the whole 'gate' thing is played out now.

There is a way to highlight the text and invert the text from caps to non-caps. I forget how though...

Shift +F3

Pizza-gate: the time someone from Arsenal threw a pizza at Purple Nose.
Manuel- Gate: Time Ross and Brand done the prank phone call.

That really grinds my gears as well.

In fairness FB I think that one is in the lead!!!!! Any better suggestions?

Why are you calling me sir do you work for a call centre?

I intend to use it as long as I could be bothered posting on this forum lol.

I dunno I was just looking up google images for stuff so whatever.

<<<<<< well what do yous think?

Any better suggestions will be considered.

Thanks for trying Ziggy & Full back.