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Aye maybe so Golden... off to bed myself!!
A girls gotta get her sleep, there is some partying to be done this weekend 

Any pms lady? Lol

Ffs lads u shud be all over this! Lol

Dya work lady? This could be the kicker

Any pms lady? Lol
Lol

Dya work lady? This could be the kicker

Nope, not one!! Lol

I do work aye, I work in advertising and promotions for a company in Belfast! Its good oul craic

Also - Irish Passports aren't green

Aw well that is a quote from Seamus Heaney due to editors including him in the Penguin Book of Contemporary British Poetry for including him among its authors in the 80s.
It is the meaning behind it that I like

poor illdecide, he'd love this  post a pic u sloyt!

Fitz... give over!
You balls prob haven't even dropped yet...

Well if there are good Down genes around obv Id rather go there, beggars can't be choosers tho!! 

Caid more like the first with slimmer thighs, a smaller arse and nicer shoes

Lol.... well I can't go revealing my location hstation! I'd be around Belfast brave an often tho.

Awk well only time will tell Golden, with these quality Down genes it wouldn't be a bad thing to be snapped up soon! 
No doubt it won't be long til I get messages of abuse!!

Lady that's what everyman is looking for!

Wants to be looked after, cooked + cleaned + 3 or 4 weans to boot.

Then he looks elsewhere for a bit of stimulation lol

Its all ahead of ya!

Let's do an experiment - describe urself + see hw many lads pm their number lol

3 or 4 weans, well thats no bother... same for the cooking, not the cleaning!

Hmmmm is this wise or not!?
Sure why not....
Ok well, Im quite petite, like 5ft 3ish
Im not a fat sow tho... size 10, a lil busty!
Im quite girlie... long hair, wear heels- alot
But love action films and going on the rip

Feel like im on a dating website now ffs 

Thought u would say that!!

To be honest it will be a brave while before I wanna turn into sum mans mammy! Cookin n cleaning for him!
What about u Ziggy... have you been snapped up with your soul lost for living in sin!?

Who's the man you're willing to risk your eternal soul for anyway?

Aww it wasn't me that I was talking about, it was 1 of my friends! She risked her soul the other week.
I still have the joy of looking for someone to risk my eternal soul with!

Nope Ziggy im not Downgirl

Don't worry Hurler - once you logged on the Lady logged off....

Amateur hour.

Amateur Hoor more likely! How dare this Red and Black one take the picture of the woman I'm roydin and make it her own. 

Now, now lads!!
This picture is only temp, so calm urself Hurler!! As for riding her, that'd only happen in ur dreams pet!!
This Red and Black one is here to stay 

Thats terrible!

He should be neutered!

Fox I predict that Dennis is the muck savage!!
I am no muck savage!
And Dennis I have no interest in anything other that your point of view, regardless to say I predict that any other type of point you might have is prob tragic!

Awk aye I can... been single few months now after a long relationship! So no I am not a mucksavage!! I am not fat either...
And Tony I am still geting to grips with this thing... i thought it said i had 19 posts tho?

The dating game is a tough oul life now...
Typically on a nite out it goes something like this:
--A hottie clocks you about 11ish, give you 'the look' a few times and goes to check out the other talent
--They come back about 11.30ish, his mates start moving closer to ur mates, craic begins
--He'll start his cheeser chat up lines by 12.00
--Disappear for a lil while again
--Come back at 12.30, (doesn't offer to buy u a drink) and wants a kurt
--1.30-2 arrives, outside in the cold (they don't offer their coat)
--then the discussion of going to a "party" (usually in his pants!)
And me being a lady an that... 

I predict that I'll get a kurt this weekend in good old Belshaft!! 

Don't know the balmoral show was on this weekend ?

It isn't.... and your point Dennis??

Well I haven't figured out how to change the friking avatar yet, so give over! I just put that one up for now!

Hardy id say the only thing resembling shite looks remotely like your face.

Jez, golden! I was only in 3rd year when you were leaving Uni!!
Bot still seems ta be the hot spot, altho I am starting ta feel a tad old in it!

Don't havta worry about living in sin just yet... need an "other half" for that craic!
My friend maybe should have thought of that tho! I think she loves it really tho...

Apparently its true about the early nites tho, it is all flannel pjs and socks to bed... anything resembling sexy is only dusted off for birthdays and valentines day! Tragic