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Training Day
A Bronx Tale
Carlito's Way
Boyz N da Hood
The Departed
Changeling
Gone baby Gone
Once upon a time in America (be prepared for a long night)

Or on the other side of the coin, when you receive a text message/email from someone not meant for you, talking about you.

Glad to see Rasharkin getting beat, hateful shower of c***ts.

There no smoke without fire.

When you text someone slagging someone off but actually send it to the very person you were slagging.

That is very easily done, since you are thinking about them when your writing the message.

Caught out too many times.

Give me your password and within one post I will get you banned for life.

Quit the board

I tried too,they wouldn't let me

Give me your password and within one post I will get you banned for life.

Get a few lads together, dress up as the A-Team, rent out the 'A-Team Van' for the night, prearrange with the bouncers so that once the van pulls up you get to just run out and straight in, no queuing. ( A small fee would usually sort that ) It might be expensive but it would be legendary.

When you post a joke and the PC brigade report you and you get banned 4 2 weeks (no warning), but I am back!

[communicated with the intent of being humorous]

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Not to be confused with The Joke.
"Jokes" redirects here. For the filmmaker, see Jokes Yanes.
For the given name, see Joke (given name).

A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

It was weird watching him chair a debate in the Dail about his own future....Mr Gilmore....Taoiseach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxxiXXiM7I

A bit like Michael Martin in The House of Commons, when Douglas Carswell put down a motion expressing no confidence in the Speaker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o7m3HUZ8UE

My congratulations go to An Garda Soichana who won the competition.

Ignoring the spelling mistake, do you think he really said the words "An Garda Síochána"?

Did he f**k, black bastard!

I am about 2 buy a car and don't want to handover cash to the seller, simply because I don't want to be carrying that amount of cash on me should anything happen.  Is it possible to transfer the cash from my bank account onto my credit card so that it would be X amount of $ in credit and pay that way? Would there be interest charges or any charges on this transaction normally?

Drivers in cars who brake 20m before the road they are about to turn into, and then you see the indicator going as they turn in. 

People who park their cars in the inside lane of a dual carriageway just because they have a business/property there - e.g all main roads into Belfast from Carryduff, Newtownards.  Indicator bulbs shall soon be fused having to weave in and out of the lanes.

Drivers who drive at 30-45mph and then complain about someone over-taking at 55mph, "Look at that maniac".  If you sped up a bit people wouldn't have to over-take.

The flies that land on you, you think there harmless until you feel the slight sting, then 2 days later you find a lump on your arm which is still there a week later. 

Pokerstars.

Woman/girlfriends who are never wrong no matter what the argument.  I find myself in an argument which they start and somehow I get the blame for it and end up apologising.

Done!

Richard Pryor is hilarious!