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 I really think it's the best football game I've ever played. PES 6 for the PS2 was good but this thing is even better!

Anybody here got the game?

Anyone find any good young players for their master league?

Dara Ó Briain on Room 101 last week described her as "what we used to imagine Protestants looked like when we were kids". 

Lmfao

She doesnt let her kids eat pizza! They've had it once! And they had to order it without her knowing! lol

Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned"?  No
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times? Yes
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio? Yes
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week? Yes
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"? Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness? No
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar? YES!
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"? No
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'? No
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well? YES hahahahaha
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors? Yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house? Oh probably
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry? Yes
Do you know how to foot turf? Yes
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"? No
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"? No but got ivited a few times lol
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce? Yes
Does your water supply come from a well? No
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots? Yes
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell" No
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden? Yes
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen? Yes
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor? Yes
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling? No
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality? Yes
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television? On a few TVs yes
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage? Yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? Ehh, I think so
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so? Yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer? Yes lol
Do you bath less than 4 times a week? No
Are you in possession of a tweed cap? No
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic? No
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser? No
Do you know who Miley is? OF COURSE!!!!
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community? Yes by God
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December? Yes lmfao
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"? Yes
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter? Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door? About a mile
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie? No
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer? Yes
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia? No lol
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest? No
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions? Yes
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere? Yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent? YES ALL THE TIME haha
Have you ever baked soda bread? yes
Are you currently in possession of a flask? Yes
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"? Probably



68% Bogger hahaha be ta jaysus that sounds about right so it does

Man bags have done more for immasculation than Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ever did

Lads with man bags tend to have awful shifty eyes too, what's in those things??

I hate when people finish sentences like "I went to the shop so I did" or "He makes a good bit of money so he does"

I hate it so I do

The best and worst line has to be:

"Hi, you'll do"

Gillian McKeith from You Are What You Eat, the shrew-faced b*tch!!

Stereophonics - Just Looking

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyFlVY4inI

The video is brilliant too!